Transportation: Today, I woke up to all 4 of my wheels stolen from my car. The...

By JennieA - 26/12/2010 23:36

Today, I woke up to all 4 of my wheels stolen from my car. The thieves were kind enough to leave the car resting on wooden blocks and bricks. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By teinage - 02/05/2011 18:47 - Belgium

Today, some kids stole all four wheels off my car. They were nice enough to leave a note and some money though, "for the bus". FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 14:00

Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML

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By stolen-car - 26/06/2012 02:55 - United States - Columbia

Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML

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By stop thief - 26/06/2014 15:11 - United States - Aurora

Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML

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By Amandajean32 - 05/08/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 03:42 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML

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By spark - 27/08/2014 17:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after my windshield wipers being stolen twice in a row, I decided to hide in my car to catch the thief. I fell asleep. When I woke up, the new wipers were gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2012 17:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML

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By JohnyP - 09/07/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

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SibyCanFly 0

Monday 27 December 2010 9:21

be thankful! there aren't many generous thieves out there...

Kukua 5

Monday 27 December 2010 9:39

Yeah, because I'm so sure this happened 5 min ago.

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Dakota01 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 4:29

Was this perhaps in Irving, TX?

vacantcanvas 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 8:33

welcome to Detroit

BoredInPE 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 9:19

did you really not hear them in the night?

walkingtaco 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 5:23

would you rather them take the tires and then just push the car down a hill,

jacksters 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 18:38

Yeah, push the car down a hill with no wheels. You are THAT GUY.

gooseboy 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 2:19

Get (keyed) locking wheel nuts from an auto accessories store. 1 on each wheel.

jwells4 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 5:36

They probably got reposed by the company you bought them from cause you didn't pay your bill. tire companies do it all the time. it was probably in your contract when you bought them too. lol.

ters19 10

Wednesday 16 February 2011 6:46

that was nice of them I bet your happy with your new wheels

aperez08 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 4:59

haha that exact same thing happened to me and my family!

1215116a 14

Saturday 14 May 2011 22:22

I live in Oklahoma city :) they have the WORST drivers...

akeller3298 1

Friday 22 July 2011 22:48

That happened to me too :| They broke the Emergency Brake cord in the process also .

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