Animals: Today, I woke up to my cat giving birth, on my bed. I adopted... - FML

By DommeAshlee - 21/03/2013 18:42 - South Africa - Kwandengezi

Today, I woke up to my cat giving birth, on my bed. I adopted her from a friend, who told me she was spayed. Now I have a giant mess and a cat who won't let me move either her or her babies. Guess I'm sleeping on the couch for a while. FML

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DommeAshlee 11

Friday 22 March 2013 6:43

This is OP. Mama and babies are safely tucked away in the guest bedroom. The mom put up one hell of a fight and i have the scratches to prove it. All six kittens are doing fine. Spoke to my friend, she admitted to lying about spaying the cat. I told her she could pay the vet bills and buy me a new mattress.

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kawaiisakura 12

Friday 22 March 2013 20:47

Well that sounds fair for what she did. Enjoy the adorable kitten stage while it lasts!

misspulkadot24 17

Friday 22 March 2013 3:16

Aww kittens! Take a bunch of pictures of them in teacups and shit and become famous on the Internet! Remember OP, the teacup is half FULL. Of kittehs.

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jennadt 4

Tuesday 30 April 2013 3:33

this made me laugh so hard! sorry about all the mess! hope everything is better now between you and your friend.

chickenduckgoose 2

Sunday 5 May 2013 14:37

you are such a good person! other people would have tried to kill the kittens or given them away but good on you for taking care of them and letting the mother be a mother

geez9311 11

Thursday 3 October 2013 5:22

Uncle Jesse... is that you?? Cats this time eh?

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