Animals: Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other....

By deadhamster - 03/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

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By traumatised - 11/10/2009 16:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML

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By squeak - 12/09/2011 13:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

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By roze198765 - 04/08/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2013 17:59 - United States - Santa Rosa Beach

Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML

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By zac545 - 19/02/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

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By Chatons - 05/12/2013 06:52 - Switzerland

Today, my kittens hunted and killed their first prey. My hamster. FML

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By poorhamster - 23/10/2010 06:22 - United States

Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML

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By whymommywhy - 21/04/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML

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By I love my furry babies - 18/05/2019 16:09

Today, I got a hamster against my wife's will. I can't wait until she wakes up and I have to tell her it's loose in the house. FML

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By EpicFail - 04/02/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

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Lemycakes 4

Friday 3 February 2012 23:38

Wakey wakey eggs and!.... Hamster?:/

XTheDesertSongX 17

Friday 3 February 2012 23:38

Sorry, man :/ That's not something you should have to see..

Comments

arkid24 1

Saturday 4 February 2012 14:34

You should feed them

danman1979 4

Saturday 4 February 2012 14:41

This is normal behavior in hamsters, especially when it's two males in the same cage. It's a way that one male shows dominance over the other. I made the mistake years ago of having two males and one female in the same cage. I'm sure you can guess what happened. One morning I woke up to find only two hamsters in my cage. I was confused until I moved around some wood shavings and found a more or less headless hamster hiding underneath. Hamsters can be vicious.

juicifer 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 15:45

And so the zombie apocalypse begins..as I predicted..with hamsters

Mayshod 3

Saturday 4 February 2012 15:50

We'll all get to this one day.

Rach227 8

Saturday 4 February 2012 17:01

I agree you should never have to see that, but next time you get a hamster get a separate cage, hamsters are naturally cannibalistic

GypsyRover 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 17:05

U suck for not feeding ur pets!!!

GypsyRover 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 17:10

You know what, this is a coincidence. I woke up to my two girlfriends doing the same thing! ;-)

Anderling 32

Saturday 4 February 2012 17:17

I'm sorry for you and all, but hamsters are by nature solitary, and if they don't get their space, they actually do eat each other. This is why you have to do research. So, FML but YDI at the same time?...