Animals: Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other....

By deadhamster - 03/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

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By traumatised - 11/10/2009 16:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML

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By squeak - 12/09/2011 13:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

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By roze198765 - 04/08/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2013 17:59 - United States - Santa Rosa Beach

Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML

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By zac545 - 19/02/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

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By Chatons - 05/12/2013 06:52 - Switzerland

Today, my kittens hunted and killed their first prey. My hamster. FML

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By poorhamster - 23/10/2010 06:22 - United States

Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML

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By whymommywhy - 21/04/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML

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By I love my furry babies - 18/05/2019 16:09

Today, I got a hamster against my wife's will. I can't wait until she wakes up and I have to tell her it's loose in the house. FML

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By EpicFail - 04/02/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

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Lemycakes 4

Friday 3 February 2012 23:38

Wakey wakey eggs and!.... Hamster?:/

XTheDesertSongX 17

Friday 3 February 2012 23:38

Sorry, man :/ That's not something you should have to see..

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jclawkward 4

Sunday 5 February 2012 7:22

This happened to me when I was little. Unfortunatly it was my brothers hamster eating mine...

megladon 0

Sunday 5 February 2012 8:40

im i messed up if i laughed at that? and sorry OP thats just sad

ztplayer 0

Sunday 5 February 2012 9:14

Ur not suppose to put little animals together if they didnt grow up together or else they will fight

manveersangha 4

Sunday 5 February 2012 9:22

Go back and have them check video footage from the security cameras!!

Emperorerror 8

Sunday 5 February 2012 23:21

Do you FEED them?

fatman1970 25

Monday 6 February 2012 17:02

#234 OP fed them some fava beans and a nice chianti! : )

Fwa 0

Sunday 5 February 2012 23:46

You are not alone

anonymous222333 0

Monday 6 February 2012 3:28

Why would anybody post you deserve it? They didn't do anything to make it do that!

nvo 6

Monday 6 February 2012 5:00

Hamsters are super territorial and always try to kill their rival. Except for a few special breeds, they HAVE to be kept alone. F the hamster's life.

Bigbadbabe445 0

Monday 6 February 2012 14:28

I'd cry D:

summerbeauti313 0

Monday 6 February 2012 19:33

I have a hamster to its a girl when you buy them they tell u they may eat another hamster DUH

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