By Zack - 01/04/2012 21:36 - United States - Duncannon

Today, I woke up to shuffling noises coming from downstairs. Suspecting the worst, I jumped out of bed, and whispered over my shoulder for my girlfriend to stay quiet. Only after going downstairs and taking a swing in the dark with my bat did I figure out it was just my girlfriend foraging for snacks. FML
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TheDrifter 23

I hope you hit a homer, because you're not getting past first base again for a while.

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The_creator_fml 2

So her snack was peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat?

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Comments

Janufa 0

Seems like you have one girlfriend too many my friend...

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RideBlue32 0

Did you tell her to make you a chicken sandwhich and waffle fries while she was down there?

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biscuit1080 0

You hit your girlfriend with a baseball bat?!? You might as well tie her down, spank her, tickle her, and pull her hair out until she's screaming.

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upsidedownfrownn 5

The best part? When he whispers over to his girlfriend, who isn't there, to stay quiet.

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wolverine47 10

It's not your fault she had night vision goggles and you didn't.

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Vlam69 9

Its better than Oscar Pistorius who shot his girlfriend when she was in the toilet as he thaught she was a burglar

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