Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to the face of Billy, the puppet from Saw, staring...

By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 00:21 - United States

Today, I woke up to the face of Billy, the puppet from Saw, staring down at me. I was so scared, I wet myself instantly. It was my cousin in a mask, who is staying over for Thanksgiving weekend. FML

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Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML

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By stillfuckingcrying - 24/02/2013 21:20 - Sweden - Kristdala

Today, my boyfriend made me play Slender. I was so terrified, I stopped playing 10 minutes in. Tonight, I kept hearing noises outside. When I peered out through the window, a bald figure in a suit was staring back at me. I shrieked in absolute terror; he burst out laughing. It was my boyfriend. FML

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amerwin 3

Friday 26 November 2010 2:23

Want to play a game?

sourgirl101 28

Friday 26 November 2010 2:41

I always thought his name was "Jigsaw". Learned something new.

Comments

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Friday 26 November 2010 2:27

So your cousin likes Saw, huh? Why don't you steal the mask and reenact it for him.

asmah 0

Friday 26 November 2010 5:37

^^ win total win

lemonypower 6

Friday 26 November 2010 2:28

i understand, that thing scares the crap out of me. but not really wet your pants worthy.........

austo97 0

Friday 26 November 2010 2:31

^win

canadian_ftw 8

Friday 26 November 2010 2:35

that's freaking hilarious :P

Glenn_Coco 0

Friday 26 November 2010 2:35

Haha That's a good prank. lol

sourgirl101 28

Friday 26 November 2010 2:41

I always thought his name was "Jigsaw". Learned something new.

AAShah 0

Friday 26 November 2010 3:06

Jigsaw is the old dude.

WhatTheFuq 0

Friday 26 November 2010 5:57

Which one is Billy?

WhatTheFuq 0

Friday 26 November 2010 6:02

OHHHH google tells me that Billy was that one clown, doll, puppet thing.

MoniV6661 0

Friday 26 November 2010 6:57

Mean. :o

AAShah 0

Friday 26 November 2010 11:48

#71- There are two creatures from the Saw. Ones the freaky puppet and the other is the ant-eater like creature who kidnaps the people. I got confused too. And so what if WhatTheFuq googled it. Its not the effing end of the world.

SophieAmber 0

Friday 26 November 2010 22:25

so did I lol

MRiKiCCS 0

Friday 26 November 2010 2:50

cutie? lol

Sirin_fml 46

Friday 26 November 2010 2:54

Yo, guys, I'll put this the only way I know how: leave the flirting/creeping/weird compliments/inappropriate comments/marriage-destroying conversations to the moderation team, please. We really don't need the competition, especially with Christmas looming.