Get out there

By imnotTHATlonely - 18/05/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, two of my cousins sat me down and said they wanted to give me an early birthday present. With straight faces, they looked at me and said: "We signed you up for eHarmony, and paid for 12 months." Not only do my cousins think I need help finding a boyfriend, but they think it'll take a year. FML
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ohhhhshizzz 0

Oh dude, what a bitch. Well you should sign THEM up for some **** site.

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rissyboo4 0

um, wow that's really unfortunate? on the bright side maybe you'll finally find your special someone =) first :D

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rissyboo4 0

um, wow that's really unfortunate? on the bright side maybe you'll finally find your special someone =) first :D

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ohhhhshizzz 0

Oh dude, what a bitch. Well you should sign THEM up for some **** site.

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shrimp1234 4

I would want that.

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jettangeles 6

There's nothing wrong with that.

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Victoria2103 0

They were just trying to be nice. And better pay for too much time than not enough, right? ;)

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smiles1234456 0

aw that's sad :( they were probably just trying to be nice though :) did they get you anything else i hope?

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BaldOuting 0

at least they remembered your birthday.

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