By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 17:29 - Australia

Today, whilst I was in a corner deli getting snacks, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to drive the car 50m down the street so that I would be confused when I come out... She was picked up by a cop driving without her license and now my car is impounded for 28 days. FML
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MiddleChild08 0

YDI for having an immature girlfriend. Tell the cops she stole it, get your car back, and dump her.

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0515_dw_090084 0

If she has a car you should ask her it you can borrow it then park it not far from were you live in a no parking zone. LOL.

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tipsy337 0

Immature lil bitch i would make her pay.

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dfvervbthbrgvefc 0

hmmmm so what does the fact that the cop was driving without her license have to do with his story?

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Khiash 6

@27: His girlfriend was driving without her license. lrn2read

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crayfish 0

he was making a point saying that if you read it the way the op wrote it, then it meant that the cop was driving without a license. Obviously he meant that it was his girlfriend, but he was pointing out the error.

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IamSpartacus 0

Yeah Khiash, listen to crayfish. lrn2cmprhnde.

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sexypancake 0

Hey Spartacus.......uhm not to be a dick.....but comprehend has no e after the d............ lrn2spell! lol

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ScooterScott 0

Hey, pancake, you capitalize after a period. You also only use one. lrn2rite

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BritSkits 22

scooter, those are called ellipsis....lrn2shutthefuckup

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0515_dw_090084 0

If she has a car you should ask her it you can borrow it then park it not far from were you live in a no parking zone. LOL.

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JohnnyTheFox 0

I'm thinking angry sex and make her let you **** her face, etc.

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Whirling_Kumquat 0

Uh-huh. Yeah #1, I'm guessing your single.

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CaptainCommenter 6

Uh-huh. Yeah, I'm guessing you're whipped.

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lets_be_ian 5

next time I guess you'll know better, and just tell her to make you that sammich.

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kukopia 0

Dumbest reply ever. It's ovbious that she's dumb, so dumb she drove a car w/o a lics right in front of a cop. Ie., dumb enough for him to coerce her into doing 'things'. Duhhhh Now he's got 28 days worth of new 'reasons' for her to do 'things' for him.

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Bumlove89 0

Well if the OP dumps her, you should definitely grab her since dumb girls are obviously your style. Im sure you two would make brilliant babies.

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MiddleChild08 0

YDI for having an immature girlfriend. Tell the cops she stole it, get your car back, and dump her.

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kindiicandy 0

So you're single now I hope. And YDI for letting her get hold of the keys.

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Pointy130 0

Protip: if you're going to pull a practical joke involving someone's car, make sure you're licensed.

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quirinus 0

YDI for trusting the bitch with your car keys

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lem0n_fml 0

I don't see how that's immature. I mean. Yeah, maybe since she didn't have her license, and yeah, she must've done something else the OP didn't mention in order for a cop to be in the equation at all, but since when does trying to confuse someone make you immature?

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Intoxicunt 5

*Gasps in horror* Mistercoffeee!!? Why did you change your pic? There were already like 5 people with pics like that on here. =( Now plexi's isn't unique.

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Intoxicunt 5

There, I changed my pic too. Yayz. plexi knows he's still the one and only. Edit: It will show up within 24 hours.

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Intoxicunt 5

Hehe, it's ok, my child. The new pic is sexy too! It's old though, back when I had long blonde hair.

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666HailSatan666 0

That was horrible #77.

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plexico 3

Toxi, that Andy Warhol effect is easy to achieve on a Mac with Photo Booth. It's my face that is unique (for better or worse.)

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lem0n_fml 0

Ah well then there's that. I didn't notice the 50 part.

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