By crazycatlady - 24/08/2016 09:43 - United States - Ashland

Today, I woke up with my cat's asshole planted firmly on my forehead. FML
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One_In_Three 24

At least it wasn't on your mouth.

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StiffPvtParts 43

I once woke up to my cat puking hairballs on my face, but that's just me. As OP knows very well by now, cats are assholes.

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Eldslibo 20

I wake up like that about twice a night, and then every morning. I rather have that, than my cats not sleeping in my bed.

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SwoopingEagle 20

Welcome to the club, OP! The joys of being a cat owner...

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39abc93 12

if you buy a cat you buy its asshole with it.

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CastaP 12

"When you buy a cat, it's an asshole, deal with it." -to compliment the above comment somehow. :I

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CastaP 12

Firmly you say? "Get off you stupid cat! *grunt*" *SCHWOOP* Also, worse yet, thinking it is the GF coming to kiss you good morning, until you remember "Wait, she doesn't use lipstick."

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TheNoNameGuy 20

it was funny in the beginning. then you kept going..

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Rozay333 36

I think your cat coinspired with Spongebob and Patrick: "Firmly Plant It!" *Puts Ass In Owners Face*

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