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Same thing different taste
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Take, is gift
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Nothin like breakfast in bed.
your cat killed it for you because it respects you. think of it that way if you want. the whole twitching carcass thing is gross though lol :p
my bad @ 31
you've cat to be kitten me right meow
"Today I called first on an FML, but posted second. I fail at life"
:o thas nasty!!!! ;@ blarrrrfffffff
No...no you're not
ewwwwwww
It just means he loves you! ^_^
It also means you don't have to get up and feed him for a couple more hours. Course, if he's an indoor kitty, it might mean you have vermin issues...
It sure does! You should be thankful for such a good little breadwinner haha
"Wake up, lazy alpha. I've brought you an offering."
Well, where else is he gonna get you a gift? The mall?
Om nom nom
xDD
Aww, early morning present. :)
Kill your cat.
thats a tad harsh to kill the cat ...
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"Wake up, lazy alpha. I've brought you an offering."
Well, where else is he gonna get you a gift? The mall?