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By dusk - 05/01/2012 08:09 - United States

Today, I won a lifetime supply of pineapples. One problem, I'm allergic to pineapples. FML

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By ShellShocked - 30/03/2013 04:06 - United States

Today, I turned 18. My parents got me a pineapple and a pair of socks. I'm allergic to pineapple, and the socks are too small. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2023 18:00

Today, I got excited when I learned that the fruit on the trees by my apartment building was ripe and free to pick. I picked myself some juicy summer plums and enjoyed them. Minutes later, my tongue started burning painfully. Turns out, I'm allergic to plums. FML

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By Dammit - 07/07/2012 04:45 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

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By aelia_oups - 31/12/2012 22:09 - France - Taverny

Today, as I have been for 10 years, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with my mother, she yelled, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2020 23:01 - United States - Norwich

Today, I spent seven dollars to find out I’m allergic to kiwi. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 18:42 - United States - Lebanon

Today, I found out that I am allergic to one of the preservatives that they put in aloe. I found this out after I put some on a severe sunburn I have. Not only am I sunburned, but now I am severely itchy as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2021 23:01

Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 05:44 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I came home from a rough day working two jobs to find a plate of cookies on my desk with a note from my roommates saying, "You deserve it!" I happily broke one in half to eat and discovered they contained coconut. I'm allergic to coconut, a fact that both of my roommates are aware of. FML

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By djshahso - 26/02/2010 00:14 - United States

Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML

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kidwiththeface42 7

Thursday 5 January 2012 12:07

Too bad you don't live under the sea. I'm sure there's a real estate market for bachelor sponges.

UrLyfSuxx 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 12:05

Pineapple stand :)

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someblackguy 3

Thursday 12 January 2012 2:30

your not using your gift right, you could hollow one out and fill it with fire crakcers and what not, like on family guy, idk use them to your advantage

lissa0031 0

Friday 6 April 2012 3:57

How did you get a life time supply of pineapples???

Mademoiselle_fml 34

Wednesday 11 July 2012 7:23

When life gives you pineapples, make pineapple juice and sell it!

silverstream20 20

Sunday 3 March 2013 16:21

I myself love pineapples. But perhaps it's better to give them to a food charity or to family and friends.

Arteesthistorian 1

Thursday 2 May 2013 10:47

Sell them. Small but consistent profit.

viau 13

Thursday 23 January 2014 6:08

sell them :)

CryoShock 14

Friday 27 June 2014 1:29

Sell them.

SideOfTheAngels 23

Tuesday 27 January 2015 13:58

And suddenly, Pineapples

apineapple 40

Saturday 14 March 2015 23:06

Boom Pineapples -Apineapple

pixierara 28

Saturday 6 June 2015 15:42

I would gladly take them off your hands....

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