By dusk - 05/01/2012 08:09 - United States

Today, I won a lifetime supply of pineapples. One problem, I'm allergic to pineapples. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 035
You deserved it 4 237

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Too bad you don't live under the sea. I'm sure there's a real estate market for bachelor sponges.

Comments

someblackguy 3

your not using your gift right, you could hollow one out and fill it with fire crakcers and what not, like on family guy, idk use them to your advantage

lissa0031 0

How did you get a life time supply of pineapples???

Mademoiselle_fml 34

When life gives you pineapples, make pineapple juice and sell it!

I myself love pineapples. But perhaps it's better to give them to a food charity or to family and friends.

I would gladly take them off your hands....