Miscellaneous: Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry....

By oops - 11/05/2015 16:40 - United States - Lutherville Timonium

Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML

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By Julez - 14/01/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

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By pathetic - 29/05/2009 02:35 - Canada

Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2012 10:32 - United States - Singapore

Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML

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By woodchuck0022 - 21/05/2011 21:16 - Canada

Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML

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Looking like a fool...

By Pantsontheground - 09/08/2018 12:30 - United States - New York

Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2021 08:00

Today, I felt like cheating on my diet and ordered a pizza. My mom and my sister were napping, so I put in the delivery notes, “Please don’t knock.” The delivery guy knocked anyway. LOUD. My mom and sister got up and saw everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2020 23:01

Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML

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Whoops

By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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By hoaloha - 30/07/2012 04:40 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML

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By Pouponette - 16/06/2016 11:07 - France

Today, the pizza delivery guy saw me in my underwear. My boyfriend is so ashamed of me that he pointed out to the guy twice that we were just roommates. FML

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PrinceOfBritain 20

Tuesday 12 May 2015 0:06

This sounds like the beginning of an adult movie

gearhead369 20

Tuesday 12 May 2015 0:06

I guess he got his tip a different way!

Comments

Johnatron 18

Tuesday 12 May 2015 0:22

Why did you want to impress the pizza guy?

SarahRanee_ 6

Tuesday 12 May 2015 6:14

exactly. he already knows your a fatty(or at least eat like one). he is bringing you pizza. you aee too lazy to go and get your own PIZZA lol i do it too(order for delivery) all Im saying is, your kinda past the point of worrying about whether or not the pizza delivery gjy thinks youre a chubsters when you order the pizza for delivery lmao

OhYouMad 12

Tuesday 12 May 2015 0:23

Did he give you a tip for the strip tease?

brendejafulable 41

Tuesday 12 May 2015 0:26

Well, I'm sure that was enough of a tip for him.

Poohbear12345 4

Tuesday 12 May 2015 0:29

It's okay. I am sure he's seen a lot worst in his profession.

PePziNL 20

Tuesday 12 May 2015 1:37

As a Dutch guy, I find that typo in this context very amusing. (worst = sausage in Dutch)

e_is_for_eli 12

Tuesday 12 May 2015 4:44

would be even funnier if OP was male ?

91hayek 31

Tuesday 12 May 2015 0:34

You tried to look thinner while ordering junk food? He delivers pizza, not scout models. Chill, he's probably seen worse and doesn't care as long as you tip him.

PePziNL 20

Tuesday 12 May 2015 1:38

She tipped him alright...

battlehamster 8

Tuesday 12 May 2015 15:54

He tipped her alright!

leogachi 15

Tuesday 12 May 2015 0:41

Why do you care if the pizza guy thinks you're "heavy"?

Joshawott 21

Tuesday 12 May 2015 0:43

Poor guy probably thought he was about to get the best tip of his career.

Attacksloth 33

Tuesday 12 May 2015 0:46

LOL

VeganVampyre 26

Tuesday 12 May 2015 0:44

Hey, there are worse things than someone seeing your underwear. Unless you were going commando under the shorts... Then it's awkward. But the last time a stranger saw me in my underwear we ended up dating and now he's the love of my life; we've been together for over a year :) so you know, you might get a wonderful boyfriend out of it, OP, ya never know :P