Miscellaneous: Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting...

By nofriends - 01/06/2011 04:28 - Japan

Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML

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By me - 20/11/2013 15:28 - United States - Bronx

Today, as a part of my autobiography project for school, I needed to have 2 friends and 2 family members each write me a letter. I ended up having to forge 3 letters. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 00:32 - United States

Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML

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By Brookie Bear - 04/04/2017 20:00

Today, I received a Saturday detention because the assignment I'd handed in had different handwriting. I've been practicing my handwriting skills for the past month. FML

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By highschoolnobody - 23/06/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, I was looking through my high school yearbook. I found a picture of myself and a couple of my friends at our senior prom. The caption gave the names of all my friends, their dates who didn't attend our school, and listed me only as "guest." FML

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By lrgenesis - 04/02/2012 08:13 - United States

Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML

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By sastgamer - 21/05/2016 17:46 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I asked about 30 students and 3 of my teachers to sign my yearbook. So far, only my math teacher agreed to write in it. He wrote, "You need to try harder next year." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 23:31 - Canada

Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 17:30 - United States

Today, I finally got my yearbook for senior year in high school. I started what everyone does, which is count how many times I appear in the yearbook. I stopped when I found a prominent photo of me, picking my nose in class. FML

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By PerpetuallyHappy - 25/09/2012 23:20 - United States - Rochester

Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 06:24 - France

Today, I signed my own plaster-cast to make people believe that I actually have friends. FML

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that_is_Nathy 9

Wednesday 1 June 2011 12:02

You actualy had no one signing your yearbook? Aw that's sad

Lisa89 3

Wednesday 1 June 2011 12:06

My bet is you didn't even ask anyone to sign it. Should have asked them, get a conversation going, sign their's etc. Anyway, it's sad either way, sorry OP.

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Xtra_Cheddar 3

Thursday 2 June 2011 3:26

how pathetic

vbmg152 18

Thursday 2 June 2011 3:32

That's just sad!!

lattelatte 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 4:04

*insert forever alone meme*

vanillaME 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 5:37

aha , aww..thats so cute ;)

TheCrazyAli28 1

Thursday 2 June 2011 6:43

I'll be ur friend =)

phailamon 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 8:21

don't worry I only got 1 sig :/

funturtle23 6

Thursday 2 June 2011 9:14

awwe man, you should have asked anyone in your class you remotely new, i dont think it would have killed them to sign it D:

AdorkableNini 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 9:35

I will be your friend =]

01ihatepeople 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 16:58

You know you are actually intelligent and better than those assholes. You'll have a great life ahead :)

jaymarz 1

Thursday 2 June 2011 17:23

This got me depressed. I would've signed your yearbook

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