Today in the morning I made sure my phones battery was at 100%,...

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By "Luke16eirb7deneuwn1" - 16/08/2017 10:43 - Austria

Today in the morning I made sure my phones battery was at 100%, because I knew I won't get an opportunity to charge it during the day. My phone now is at 29%. It's not even 11am. FML

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