By britt71411 - 13/01/2012 17:17 - United States

Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML
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ape1321 3

You don't need either of them anyways!

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ohmandapants 16

So your friend is a bitch and you were dating an asshole? Karma will get them. Be glad you got him out of your life, you don't need someone like that. As for her, you don't need a friend like that either. She was your "best friend" and she went after your boyfriend? Unacceptable.

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DocBastard 38

You should kill two birds with one stone. By "birds" I mean "backstabbing asshats" and by "stone" I mean "gun".

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pitchblease 2

"your honor, I had a very good reason to kill these two people. An FML poster suggested it"

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A100893 30

Very sound advice. Just cover your tracks really well. 'Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned' and all that jazz.

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sheethapins 13

"The Doc told me it was a terminal situation, I simply agreed with the prognosis and executed the steps he prescribed me to take in order to remedy the situation."

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xMexicanXJesusx 0

108- You're not Chuck Norris

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xhalfblackmanx 0

That was a nice thing that u did but a shity thing that your friend did

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shuttershades99 0

Atleast u gave her permission.

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FIRESTARTER97 3

Stupid ass that's y u don't help ppl with there problems.

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flockz 19

*Stupid ass,* *why* *you* *people* *their*

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Unlucky_Gun 0

You don't need the incorrect spellings to prove #46 is the "stupid ass", just the comment alone tells us

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hero93 6

Your best friend sounds like a real ****

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ilikepanties 0

That is so shitty. I'm sorry. But just don't try to retaliate or anything. Karma will be an even bigger bitch to them than you will ever be. (:

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ChaosAngel17 14

I can see you have planned out relationship of the future! Very sound advice.

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