Health: Today, it's been a full week since my last orthodontist appointment...

By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 18:25 - United States

Today, it's been a full week since my last orthodontist appointment and I still can't eat anything besides Slimfast and pudding. FML

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By Luke Sparacio - 04/08/2024 10:00 - United States - Cary

Today, I just got back from school with my mouth feeling like a bomb site, and also very hungry. I just got my braces installed yesterday, and I have to wear them for 18 months. I can barely eat anything solid, which means I will be hungry more often. It's going to be an awesome 18 months trying to focus on school! FML

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I'm fragile, OK?

By Anonymous - 13/09/2023 10:00

Today, I lost a tooth and got my jaw wired shut after my toddler managed to break my jaw by whacking me with a plastic toy. Hello at least 8 weeks of being unable to talk while only eating meals that have been thoroughly blitzed into a liquid form first. FML

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By Tooth Fairy - 25/05/2018 16:00 - United States - Hays

Today, I broke a tooth. It’s Friday. Not a single dentist office is open. The good news? I might lose those last few pounds as I can’t drink or eat without excruciating pain. Needless to say, it’s going to be a long weekend. FML

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By Julie is in pain - 06/07/2012 17:11 - Australia - Rydalmere

Today, I had eight teeth removed in preparation for getting my braces fitted. My winter break will now consists of barely being able to sleep or eat, tasting blood, and looking like a goofy-ass chipmunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2011 23:23 - United States

Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML

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Hangry time

By Anonymous - 21/04/2011 18:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML

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Bad news

By Ghostrui - 02/04/2023 12:00

Today, the dentist told me I needed to have two of my wisdom teeth on opposite ends of my mouth pulled. I suppose a liquid diet won't be all that bad. FML

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By Toothless - 07/10/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML

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By RayneSong - 20/11/2012 23:25 - United States - Lansing

Today, I'm in the hospital and it's been 44 hours since I've eaten anything. My doctors won't let me eat and my parents are sitting across the room, eating. FML

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Brace yourself

By Anonymous - 04/04/2023 21:00 - United States - Tempe

Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML

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DocBastard 38

Monday 10 January 2011 0:19

What about yogurt? Juice? Smoothies? Cream of wheat? You lying sack of excrement.

shesaywha 19

Monday 10 January 2011 1:36

nooooooooo, rectal surgery -_-

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caryhartline 0

Monday 31 January 2011 6:25

you can eat other things. You just want sweets.

Navith 13

Wednesday 2 February 2011 1:48

Slimfast bars are ******* fantastic. I see nothing bad about this.

shimmer576 3

Friday 18 February 2011 4:54

I got braces herps and an expander all at the same time and even if it hurt I was eating hard food in 2 days

cheetahcake19 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 5:50

I couldn't eat normal for like a month after I got my braces.

shadower 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 6:13

dude i FEEL YA or girl as soon as i got braces i could barely eat (mostly bexause it felt weird)eat fried rice its easier than most other things

lief835 1

Wednesday 19 October 2011 7:36

Suck it up

lief835 1

Wednesday 19 October 2011 7:37

Thank you, there are to many people scared of pain on earth

AudiPro 3

Thursday 20 October 2011 6:51

I've been down that road before and it SUCKS

fishisacat 2

Sunday 29 April 2012 3:25

Did u just get braces? Or was it a normal appointment?

ruledbysheep 0

Thursday 21 June 2012 8:01

Foo just eat softer foods! When I get my braces tightened I eat pretty much everything besides jawbreakers no matter how much it hurts!!

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