By Anonymous - 08/03/2011 23:23 - United States

Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML
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scottovious 0

That sucks. Jaw pain is horrid. So Sorry, I hope it gets better...

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ericownz101 0

**** quiznos and their overly crusty mouth tearing bread

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ThatGuyYouDontKn 0

subway surpassed McD's on popularity in the past year according to Yahoo! news. So Subway = Win

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cheex87 0

if you live in any of the cities in California where there's a beach hut, then you'll know that that's the best sub place ever! with over 20 different types of beer on tap it makes subway and quiznos look like your local chuckee cheese!

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egginmegan 0

I'm having subway for my birthday. Because of this, I know I have made the right choice. >:D.

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aleclikestacos 8

number 34, is so right, my parents bring me leftovers from the restaurant you're probably talking about

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Joshwarrior 39

@iphon Sydney can be a girl or guys name. Just wanted to let you know :)

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jrsgreenfire257 0

Its impossible to not eat for 2 months.

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Somedood117 0

maybe he had tubes go into his stomach

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poopy56 0

why would u ever get ur jaw wired shut

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i13Zero 5

Because he broke his jaw, think. i broke my jaw but luckily, i didnt have to get it wired. I had to eat cut up bread and yogurt for a month though >.<

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dannyboy66 7

Bitch was a step forward then you hes breaking your jaw so you cant eat no more sammichs

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scottovious 0

That sucks. Jaw pain is horrid. So Sorry, I hope it gets better...

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Ademus 0

Wonder how you dislodged it the first time....

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I_R_Genius 3

Maybe she had a really bad overbite that required surgery to move it forward. I had to go through it.

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phatdaddy62 23

Sucking My Huge ****! OK Sirin. Go ahead and mod me. I couldn't pass it up. Too easy.

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phatdaddy62 23

Sucking My Huge ****! OK Sirin. Go ahead and mod me. I couldn't pass it up. Too easy.

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sofiaxxcreeper 0

it's disturbing that ur so old and still say that,when it probobly doesn't even work "down there" 0.0

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ktdad07 0

Actually, the "too easy" ones should be passed up. I mean that in terms of comments and sexual partners.

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IphonFML 6

awwww:( i was getting excited that u could give me a bj again ;(

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Ho11oway 0

what if it's a guy?

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IphonFML 6

umm nice bum? kcool

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WTSchool 0

Obviously it's a girl. Nice job checking the gender.

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SoloAutotunE 17

here we see the elusive **** Boi in his natural habitat.

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RockstarRN 10

Wow! That sucks!!!

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FYLDeep 25

That's awful. I couldn't imagine having to deal with that. It's hard enough for me to maintain my weight as it is, let alone gain it. Having a jaw wired shut would be hell.

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FeistyKitten 3

Screw subway's tiny flat cold tasteless crap that I could make at home for a fourth of the price!

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lil_ham1644 29

What does this have to do with subway? Maybe she did make it at home

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