Added flavor

By Toothless - 07/10/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
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null_fml 11

Chewing a chunk of ice cream?? My teeth hurt just THINKING about it. (that's right, my teeth can think about things)

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Intellectualist 0

Diamond (diamante, naturally) encrusted?

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allmidnighteyes 10

There's no other way to have it. Maybe throw in some corn rows and shutter shades to complete the look :D

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Intellectualist 0

what is the point in those things? seriously, you can't see a fecking thing.

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allmidnighteyes 10

I wouldn't know. They're probably like blinds for your eyes though. I would ask Kanye, except that he would be really happy for me and let me finish, only to say Bvlgari has the best shades of all time.

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Intellectualist 0

I'll let YOU finish, but ray-ban have the best shades of all time. OF.ALL.TIME.

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Intellectualist 0

You hurt my feelers :(

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allmidnighteyes 10

I sawwy D: Somehow, I imagined tentacles when you said feelers....

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Intellectualist 0

im part octopus :) Now, come to my garden, it's lovely.

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redbluegreen 40

I always say testicles when I mean tentacles. I guess my favorite animal is quite obvious too. There might be something wrong with me.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Oh, Miss Laura, fairest of the Octomaidens, where is thy garden?

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Intellectualist 0

Under the sea, in the shade :)

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Intellectualist 0

is your favourite animal testicles? I hear they have lives of their own.

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Intellectualist 0

Octopus are weird, but cool :)

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redbluegreen 40

Mhm. I really like them though. No real idea why.

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redbluegreen 40

I understand. I got my wisdom teeth out about a month ago and I'm pretty sure the rest of my mouth got a mind of it's own in that recovery time.

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0___0 9

Owwww. I can definitely imagine tooth pain, I have braces and sometimes when they get tightens it hurts so bad I can't even fall asleep! and yuck, I just drank some hot chocolate then read this.. so I had a chocolate taste in my mouth when the OP describes her nasty molar taste :{ ruined my taste.

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Intellectualist 0

blobs with legs :) or tentacles..

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nokillnobeepbeep 0

#10 Mm Mmm! Persol have the best sunglasses of all time!! And I am not saying it because mine are Persol, it is in the damn Best of All Time book! Yeah, that's right.

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null_fml 11

You pretty ladies talking about tentacles are making me wanna go watch some Japanese ****. (But it's too early in the morning for that.)

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Intellectualist 0

it's never too early for tentacle ****, NEVER.

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greenltrn2003 0

this by-far is the weirdest comment convo I have ever seen on FML

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null_fml 11

#31 - I suppose you're right. I didn't really want to go to class today anyway. #35 - Stick around, you'll see weirder.

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redbluegreen 40

Exactly. We're only getting started. Just wait till I break out the sex ed and innuendos.

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redbluegreen 40

For some reason, I feel like getting a big bowl of ice cream now. And just sitting here. Eating it. And somehow, OP, you'll just know, that I'm enjoying my ice cream, where as you, are not.

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null_fml 11

Chewing a chunk of ice cream?? My teeth hurt just THINKING about it. (that's right, my teeth can think about things)

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plexico 3

What's the problem? You have too many teeth by Alabama standards anyways!

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chowyuk 0

stop eating sweets, that's probably why your teeth are rotten

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Intellectualist 0

#35 (greenlntrn3000 or whatever it is) Your's is the weirdest FACE I've ever seen on FML. Ooooo, now for some 'your mum' jokes.

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QueenOfMelodrama 0

I did that once with my expander. The glue came loose, and I thought it was a piece of chicken stuck in it...so I got it out, chewed...and yeaaaaah. Needless to say, it was gross. And I needed to go to the orthodontist.

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Toni818 0

Toothless in Alabama? Isn't that the trend there anyway?

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