By toobad - 29/11/2011 19:29 - Canada

Today, it's cold and rainy. I would like nothing more than to drink hot chocolate and watch a movie with the woman I love; the same woman who cheated on me and took the TV with her when she left. FML
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mibrahim01 0

Was she cheating on you with the TV?

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Philliesfan9391 3

That's why they have television on computers now.

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mnmolino 14

That's why you go to your friends house n watch tv

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mk58 31

28, you didn't know?! She's one of Santa's elves. Shhhhh, don't tell anyone.

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rushgirl 6

yup totally she has amazing sex with penguins everyday

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carlosantana0219 2

What I'm wondering is what's one of Santa's Elves dong on FML this time of year? I swear I've seen you comment on more than a dozen FML posts.

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onedayinamsterda 14

I thought that was funny! Thks for the chuckle!

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TipOfTheHat 10

Best to watch on the computer then! It'll do for today!

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IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

Doesn't sound like she's worth it.

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clumsylittleme 11

Aww, I'm sorry OP. You deserve better than her.

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AzWolf 5

So...find yourself a new woman and buy a new television. Get a life!

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bananagrams 9

Get a life!? This man used to have a TV and a woman- at the same time! You have to give him some props

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TokinUp 6

Maybe #23 should brush his teeth and shave that goddamn squirrel off his face...

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btstig 11

Maybe 130 should get a ******* haircut and learn some respect.

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dhardesty23 8

dumb bitch didn't grab the hot chocolate though #win

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Peach3 1

The grammar in your FML is deplorable. That being said, I'm sorry for you.

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