Love: Today, it's cold and rainy. I would like nothing more than to...

By toobad - 29/11/2011 19:29 - Canada

Today, it's cold and rainy. I would like nothing more than to drink hot chocolate and watch a movie with the woman I love; the same woman who cheated on me and took the TV with her when she left. FML

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By syn1734 - 16/10/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me and told me "she has a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So, I hurried home only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML

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By sick and lonely - 27/08/2016 03:19 - United States - Rockford

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I had a fever from a stomach virus. I was shivering with cold sweats while she explained there was nothing wrong with our relationship, but she would regret not giving her cheating ex a second chance. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2024 16:00 - United States - Boise

Today, all I want is someone to talk to. The only person who ever responds is my ex-fiance who cheated on me. Multiple times. FML

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By oink401 - 05/11/2011 15:40 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2013 20:58 - United States - Raynham

Today, with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like hell. The weight of the snow, now full of rain water, collapsed the roof over my living room. I was eating cereal in my underwear, in the living room, directly under the failure. I'm cold. FML

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By sadguyme - 22/10/2012 07:31 - United States - Turlock

Today, on the first cold night of autumn, I realized I need a girlfriend because the only way I can stay warm is if I spoon with my dog. FML

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Happy New Year, maybe

By boardAtTheHospital - 01/01/2022 05:00

Today, I'm home alone and it blows, especially since my wife has to stay at the hospital to get chemo, and I can't stay with her. FML

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By hurt - 14/03/2010 00:27 - United States

Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML

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By really - 07/11/2014 00:30 - United States

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML

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Snap out of it

By Anonymous - 21/10/2024 22:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my significant other cares more about her drink and the TV than her kids and pets. FML

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mibrahim01 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:30

Was she cheating on you with the TV?

Philliesfan9391 3

Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:32

That's why they have television on computers now.

Comments

miguelmartell 5

Wednesday 30 November 2011 4:22

Man i feel you. I hate rainy days too

Isaac_The_Man 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 4:27

Well you still have hot chocolaté.. Right..?

DarkKnightSRT4 2

Wednesday 30 November 2011 4:29

Terrible....

arisoccerxo2511 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 4:30

Aww:( I'm sorry hope u get ur tv back tho:)

JerniganHunter94 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 4:35

Why do u want to watch a movie with a person tht doesn't care for and get a job and buy another tht is what I would do

cumminside03 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 4:38

*****

MrSchneebly 5

Wednesday 30 November 2011 4:42

Dont worry about losing the TV there is never anything on

wolfhouse7 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 4:44

Daaaammnnn!

lulzworthy 3

Wednesday 30 November 2011 4:46

Get over it you pussbag.

malky2424 2

Wednesday 30 November 2011 4:47

Don't worrry i live in quebec too and the weather does suck, but girls come and go and one day maybe we can both find a quality one (not likely in this province but we can dream)