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At least he was willing to help out. On my birthday's my now ex husband would still make me do the mountain of laundry including his stinky socks!
at least you weren't physically kicked out of bed and your birthday was at least a little acknowledged
Bad day?
Take what you can get. I'd love for someone to do laundry for me
...why do I feel like I've read this exact FML on this site before? Is this basically a standard "douchebag boyfriend" action or something...?
Least he said hed do the laundry. Ive had ex boyfriends who wouldnt even offer to do laundry - it was like they 'forgot' how to do laundry as soon as we got together. My birthday is 8 days before Christmas - thankfully I dont give 2 ***** about it, or Id been discouraged years ago hear ng 'oh yeah I forgot'. Be thankfully your boyfriend offered
I don't understand how a grown up does not know how to get their clothes clean. Do they buy new clothes every other day or are they just a**holes?
I'd love my husband to do chores! That would be awesome.
How is it possible that in a relationship between two adults one of them does no chores? How is this even kind of a joke to people and not a total "wtf?".
Wow! My birthday is in less than a week! Will he come do mine? I would love someone to come do the laundry here.
All these comments from girls are hilarious. Yes he should make you feel special, but why not ask more directly what you want?
Because there's nothing special about the birthday person saying "Buy me a new smartphone and let's go eat something.".
At least it's something.
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He's a keeper
Least it's something. In most fmls people usually forget about birthdays