By same - 21/11/2015 06:39 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
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snazz23 20

At least he's trying to help you out! :)

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9a_1z 12

She could take it as a hint, but I'm just imagining the boyfriend having a panic a few minutes before seeing her and dashing into the nearest corner shop going 'argh argh I'll quickly get her something she'll actually use, chocolate is so cliché'.

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Brandi_Faith 33

I totally thought it was because she hasn't been shaving her armpits. Now I'm wondering if he just sucks at buying gifts. Which is worse? The image 26 gave was pretty funny!

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snazz23 20

At least he's trying to help you out! :)

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MrsPegg 45

I would be happy! Razors are expensive and hey, I'd be fully equipped for some birthday "booty".

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arano 29

At least he didn't break up with you for being a hairy, smelly girlfriend. YDI

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DanCastellaneta 17

Or maybe he's just insulting her for no reason...

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Ms_ValS 27

Always remember OP: Deodorant is not optional.

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gichikku 14

Not for everyone apparently. I was shocked to find out my boyfriend has never worn deodorant or cologne and yet never smells bad even at the end of the day. I get out of the shower, sit on the couch and an hour later my pits stink if I don't put any on. Wish I was like him.

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pandalover69 26

I wish my boyfriend was like yours, sometimes mine has to put more deodorant on to go to bed.

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caarlosgomez_ 14

If you don't shower for a whole week, how the hell are you in a relationship?

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pandaxpress 19

#76 There is too much bacteria on the human body to not shower for a week. Not showering for a week is truly gross and while you think you don't smell others around you would probably disagree. The fact your in a relationship is astonishing, I guess it's true people will settle.

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bibblebop 8

I dont know for sure but i feel like he's trying to get something across lol.

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luvlu444 24

maybe if it was all in a set he thought it was one of those spa things, guys can be a bit clueless like that. happy birthday OP

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man_in_black08 28

Im surprised he continues to be with you after 3 strikes. He is a keeper OP!

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thisisthestupid 18

My nan did that for me but because I couldn't afford all this girly stuff and he got tired of seeing me suffer Idc if he was trying to be mean Free stuff for me Invite him in for the spa party ;)

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Tripartita 44

Your nan is a he, and you think deodorant, soap, and a razor are girly stuff instead of essential human stuff? Interesting…

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toastbrot 9

did you ever hear about the pink tax? while soap, razor and deodorant are not explicitly girly stuff the girly aka the "pink" version tends to be more expensive than the normal or guy version. and the nan might be just a person who prefers he as a pronoun - or it was just a typo.

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bandaidstations 28

It's because chicks will pay whatever for pretty shiny things and guys tend to only buy what they really need so those sorts of marketing tactics don't work for men. Also have you ever read instructions for women? Don't use while sleeping. If plug doesn't fit in outlet, turn around and try again.... Men's stuff doesn't have this shit. stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason. they're mostly true. Who the hell needs to be told not to use an electric razor while asleep

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