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By poisongrl - 06/09/2011 22:53 - Macedonia

Today, it's my birthday. My dad came to pick me up, but after I had put my backpack in the back seat and closed the car door, he drove off without me. It started to rain, and I was without my phone or wallet. FML

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By moviewalker - 26/11/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML

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By jonloran - 14/08/2015 09:08 - United States - Incline Village

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By neverforgetyourphone - 05/03/2015 01:18 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I got into an accident. As I was talking to a police officer about what happened, the tow truck driver managed to take my car and drive away, leaving me with no phone or wallet. I just spent an hour walking home in a hail storm. FML

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By FriendsSuck - 06/07/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I was leaving a cafe with some of my friends. I had to sit in the back of the car by myself. I opened the door when I saw an old woman needing help getting to her car because it was raining. I shut the door and went to help. My friends thought I had gotten in. I was left in the rain with no phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2012 06:31

Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML

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By DevilsTemptation - 29/08/2019 02:01 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML

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By as-salamu alaykum, motherfucker - 05/04/2014 22:04 - United Kingdom - Birkenhead

Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 04:03 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML

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By Username - 02/10/2019 14:00

Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML

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Arrested

By shikushiku - 03/08/2016 03:12 - United States - Plano

Today, my father went missing. Naturally worried, we searched his workplace, hospitals, and other locations. Turns out he got arrested for driving around town drunk out of his mind. Oh, and it's my birthday. Thanks for throwing me a great (search) party, dad. FML

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bagginzy 14

Wednesday 7 September 2011 8:41

Happy Birthday, you'll always be Daddy's little girl

Midrash 5

Wednesday 7 September 2011 8:45

Wow.. Father of the year.

Comments

MYkumquatsOWN 1

Wednesday 7 September 2011 8:58

I'm sure he did that because he loves you! That's what people tell me when my parents fml.

Grayscale 9

Wednesday 7 September 2011 9:19

» Navigation : FMyLife → MYkumquatsOWN Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted Post anonymously?

shroomboy 4

Sunday 11 March 2012 20:57

So you're saying that he left her in the rain on her birthay out of love? Really?

EnEl_Infierno 15

Wednesday 7 September 2011 9:02

"It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to". Aww fyl, and chin up, Happy B-Day and many more to come op.

DomoLaDii 8

Thursday 8 September 2011 5:39

lmao

WarmPigBelly 4

Friday 9 September 2011 5:13

Thought of this the second i read it.

scruffy_janitor5 1

Wednesday 7 September 2011 9:04

Troll dad ftw

jus2much 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 9:13

Awww that sucks - happy birthday - hope your day gets better

perdix 29

Wednesday 7 September 2011 9:13

What a diabolically clever moneymaking plan! I guess he decided he needed to be paid for the sperm donation he gave to your mom.

StoryOfTheYear 14

Wednesday 7 September 2011 9:47

The replayability of this plan is astounding!

Freeze_fml 16

Wednesday 7 September 2011 9:15

Just a subtle way of finding out how significant you are.

mdmenchaca 5

Wednesday 7 September 2011 9:19

That's what you get for having it in your backpack dumbass, you should have them in your pants!!!!!

THE_A_TEEN 27

Wednesday 7 September 2011 9:26

Hey genius, the fml doesnt state if the op's phone was in his/her backpack, don't be so quick to judge. :|

perdix 29

Wednesday 7 September 2011 9:33

Hey, dumbass! The OP is from Macedonia -- they don't wear pants over there. That's why they are so ******* happy. Alexander the Great was Macedonian. How did they know he was "The Great?" Because he never wore pants -- aren't you paying attention?

enonymous 8

Wednesday 7 September 2011 10:17

Wait he never wore pants? ... (tape recorder on) Note to self learn time travel... Kill person who invented pants... (tape recorder off)(tape recorder on) knick knack paddywhack give a dog a bone (tape recorder off)