Arrested

By shikushiku - 03/08/2016 03:12 - United States - Plano

Today, my father went missing. Naturally worried, we searched his workplace, hospitals, and other locations. Turns out he got arrested for driving around town drunk out of his mind. Oh, and it's my birthday. Thanks for throwing me a great (search) party, dad. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 382
You deserved it 989

Same thing different taste

Top comments

There ain't no party like a search party.

jcash52426 5

Maybe he's freaking out that is baby is all grown up and that was how he reacted to it

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xoxoblondee 31

Maybe he was just reliving the decision he made to bring you into the world?

chrisbeaudoin 26

Still a good burn, but a bit mean and unnecessary.

That sucks, OP. Hopefully he made up for it and hosted a fun party for you, friends, and family!

Unfortunately, he just pretended like it didn't even happen.

Perhaps one day you'll do something stupid and irresponsible, and he can come bail you out.

Clever tactic. It's not easy to throw a big party on a budget!

Best. Scavenger Hunt. Ever. Just kidding OP, I hope your week gets better :)

jcash52426 5

Maybe he's freaking out that is baby is all grown up and that was how he reacted to it

That's not an excuse to be shit faced and driving

ulissey_fml 22

There ain't no party like a search party.

xKrisSmoove 21

Cause a search party don't stop!

There ain't no party like a pewdiepie party!