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By Greeeaaattt - 03/01/2019 16:00

Today, it’s my birthday. My husband said he has a surprise for me. He seemed really excited, so I was too. His big surprise was that he put a new toilet roll on after he finished with the old one. He was dead serious. That was my birthday present from him. FML

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MA_medQ 7

Thursday 3 January 2019 17:23

Dear fellow women, When you realise you’re dating a man child, sit him down and explain that that shit ain’t gonna fly or leave. Don’t marry him for God sake. Demand that your partner take responsibility and does things around the house - men are just as capable of doing housework and if he claims otherwise he is full of shit. I pains me to see all these women who have become their partner’s caretaker. My sister just went through a similar relationship and I don’t understand why any you put up with it.

mrlucky22 18

Thursday 3 January 2019 18:08

What an asswipe.

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Ben1988 16

Sunday 6 January 2019 18:06

For his birthday take a massive dump in the toilet and call him over so you can see it get flushed together. That should be his birthday present.

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