Animals: Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her...

By Noname - 04/02/2009 11:23 - Canada

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2018 06:00 - United States - Pittsford

Today, my cat jumped on my shoulders, but stepped in my hood and choked me and when I panicked she dug her claws into my shoulders. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 20:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML

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By Foreigner Fail - 25/09/2022 13:30

Today, I meowed at my cat and he got really close to me. I then meowed again and he punched me in the face. Them's fightin' words, it seems. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 07:47

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

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By pretty princess - 01/02/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, my cat, who is very 'don't-ever-touch-me', jumped up next to me as if she wanted to be stroked. In reality, she wanted to share a hellish fart. I need a new cat. FML

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By damn cats - 12/08/2018 22:00

Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 20:53 - United States

Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML

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By Noname - 30/01/2009 18:18 - Canada

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

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By crazycatlady - 24/08/2016 09:43 - United States - Ashland

Today, I woke up with my cat's asshole planted firmly on my forehead. FML

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By ripped - 07/09/2016 14:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my cat used my head as a springboard and ripped my earring out with her claw. FML

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SodaWhore 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 17:55

This happens to me everytime I go to kiss my cat..LOL

LoLoLo_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 4:59

Awwwwwwwww hahahaha! Despite the cuteness, the cat probably was just reaching for what it could see moving and hear sound coming from.. not trying to shut you up lol.

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SodaWhore 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 17:55

This happens to me everytime I go to kiss my cat..LOL

vincee32 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 4:44

it's sad that you try to kiss your cat.

americuzz 8

Monday 4 October 2010 2:15

it's sad that 57 will never experience a love between a animal n it's master. When you end up lonely and alone, you will wish you had a kitty to love.

sarahbella101 7

Monday 16 May 2011 1:12

lol when I kiss my guinea pig she just stands there looking lile she doesnt know what to do.

lilny5613 10

Saturday 31 March 2012 5:14

Lol that happens to me too! ????

LynxieLynx 17

Monday 7 April 2014 5:20

could be great for a YouTube cat video... and how does Noname publish so many FMLs?

LoLoLo_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 4:59

Awwwwwwwww hahahaha! Despite the cuteness, the cat probably was just reaching for what it could see moving and hear sound coming from.. not trying to shut you up lol.

enormouselephant 15

Monday 8 October 2012 5:18

At least she's honest.

Eir_fml 1

Friday 20 February 2009 1:31

that's cute, I'd have to say

annieis 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 23:08

hahah that is really funny

ChaosChild 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 5:52

XD That's actually really funny. If I remember cat behavior correctly she was being affectionate, she may have also been confused as to why you were being so vocal since cats are usually so quiet.

kornonthecobb 0

Monday 21 September 2009 23:15

lol my bros cat is always "talking" its actually annoying when u try 2 sleep and hes all over u and meowing loudly but hes still cute

tieranosaurus 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 18:57

cat's probably hear different tones than we do, too, so maybe it sounded entirely different to your cat. regardless, cats are so adorable xD

KawaiiRoxas 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 1:53

Its just JEALOUS XD

King_of_Kings 3

Wednesday 4 March 2009 5:09

i love cats. i have a bombay named Midnight. i been feeling he is lonely, so im getting a kitten next month. im naming him Hunter Hearst Helmsley

Rilan 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 9:35

You were probably being too loud. If you were close enough that she could cover your mouth with her paw then you were pretty close to her ears. They're sensitive!