By Anonymous - 03/03/2011 14:21 - United Kingdom
Same thing different taste
Happy nothing, then
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Lovely parents
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Happy Birthday baby!
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You forgetting something?
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Hey, well, happy birthday anyway
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Just because it's your birthday doesn't mean that your parents HAVE to get you something. My parents don't give me presents anymore, and I don't expect them to. Stop being so greedy.
Sounds like a good gift to me.
That's not really an fml. Getting presents cost money. So therefore being given the money opposed to a present is essentially the same thing. Or if you owe a certain amount of money and that amount is lessened it's basically the same as getting that amount (the amount it was lessened by) of money. I guess it kind of sucks, but I wouldn't go so far as to put it on fmylife.com... of course half of the things on fmylife.com don't deserve to be here, but that's just my opinion.
FYL:( btw Happy Birthdat!
haha, happy birthday to you.
today is my birthday too! :) I hope you managed to have a pleasant day despite your parents.
If you want that word order, it's "who I live with," but if you want to use "whom" it's "with whom I live."
lmao that's amazing today's my birthday too but I'm in aus so it's the 4th
yoo it's my bday today too! happy bday op
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For my 18th I got a nice set of luggage and a swift kick in the ass.
#22 Who said she was old enough to live on her own? The fact that OP is expected to do chores doesn't mean that they're legally old enough to move out.