Love: Today, it's my one year anniversary with my husband. I put on...

By Ciabatta - 20/11/2008 11:10 - France

Today, it's my one year anniversary with my husband. I put on a sexy outfit, red dress and slinky underwear, and waited for him to get home. He walked in the door and asked me with a quizzical look if I was going out tonight. FML

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Not now

By sexysue - 07/11/2009 22:22 - United States

Today, it was mine and my husband's anniversary. He was at work so I decided to dress up "sexy." You know, the typical lacey thong and fishnets. I heard the door open, and what I thought was him was actually my brother, who'd come by to wish me a happy anniversary. FML

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You deserved it 5 766

By notyouraverageteenager - 10/06/2010 07:06 - Australia

Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML

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You deserved it 7 331

Dirty talk

By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 06:57 - United States

Today, I felt like spicing up our marriage, so I thought I'd surprise my husband when he got home from work. I put on my sexiest teddy, lit some candles, and laid on the bed. He walked in the room, looked at me for a second, farted, then asked me what was for dinner. FML

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Sexy surprise

By perfectmoment - 10/10/2009 22:22 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML

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You deserved it 21 334

By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 08:42 - United States

Today, I put on a lacy dress with nothing underneath and walked nonchalantly into the living room. My husband took one look at me, let out a heavy sigh and said, "Right now?" FML

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You deserved it 5 061

Jumping to conclusions

By Anonymous - 08/03/2015 10:33 - United Kingdom - The Hyde

Today, I decided to put on some sexy lingerie and wait for my husband to come home to surprise him. He took one look at me and immediately accused me of cheating. He was convinced my explanation was a lie and that I'd rushed some guy out the back door when he came home. FML

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You deserved it 3 573

By Tonya - 28/06/2009 03:01 - United States

Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML

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You deserved it 7 781

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 20:00 - United States

Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 925

You deserved it 3 536

By nickrick12 - 19/07/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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You deserved it 5 861

By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 17:10 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML

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You deserved it 4 218

deadangel_fml 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 16:59

Give him anal, he'll love that shit. Lol "shit" xD

PhysOptGuy 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 7:08

they make underwear out of Slinkies now!??!?! that could be rather uncomfortable, on second thought.

Comments

Zpain777 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 7:15

lol at number 3 I wear slinky underwear :p

Poepiepiesie 3

Wednesday 18 August 2010 13:45

Agreed with 1 try again next year, or just do it on a regular basis.

bubbles3232 2

Saturday 10 December 2011 18:01

I would go and kiss you

Ziall_fml 0

Thursday 14 June 2012 0:21

I hope you mean silky and not slinky...?

jboyajian86 1

Tuesday 26 June 2012 17:44

Slinky is a term that refers to racy or revealing underwear ya tards. I don't forget my anniversary so not all men are like that. Just the ones who don't care

TwistedShadow 7

Monday 4 March 2013 20:02

*Face Palm*... I honestly don't know what to say.. Is he blind?

The_9th_Doctor 18

Tuesday 1 October 2013 15:41

how much for an hr?

hhelms2009 8

Thursday 2 January 2014 7:03

Not too many people are good at remembering dates, I know I couldn't and I'm a girl. lol

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 24 November 2015 3:13

Some people are bad at remembering dates.

XThatOnePersonX 8

Sunday 20 March 2016 22:49

Some people are bad with dates. If something is important to you, remind him once or twice so he knows. You can still surprise him like you did, and it saves a lot of trouble. Part of a successful relationship is understanding and helping each other work with your shortcommings. Maybe it feels more romantic if he remembers by himself, but some people just can't, and in any case im sure it would beat having him forget in the future