Love: Today, it's my one year anniversary with my husband. I put on...

By Ciabatta - 20/11/2008 11:10 - France

Today, it's my one year anniversary with my husband. I put on a sexy outfit, red dress and slinky underwear, and waited for him to get home. He walked in the door and asked me with a quizzical look if I was going out tonight. FML

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Not now

By sexysue - 07/11/2009 22:22 - United States

Today, it was mine and my husband's anniversary. He was at work so I decided to dress up "sexy." You know, the typical lacey thong and fishnets. I heard the door open, and what I thought was him was actually my brother, who'd come by to wish me a happy anniversary. FML

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By notyouraverageteenager - 10/06/2010 07:06 - Australia

Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML

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Dirty talk

By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 06:57 - United States

Today, I felt like spicing up our marriage, so I thought I'd surprise my husband when he got home from work. I put on my sexiest teddy, lit some candles, and laid on the bed. He walked in the room, looked at me for a second, farted, then asked me what was for dinner. FML

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Sexy surprise

By perfectmoment - 10/10/2009 22:22 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 08:42 - United States

Today, I put on a lacy dress with nothing underneath and walked nonchalantly into the living room. My husband took one look at me, let out a heavy sigh and said, "Right now?" FML

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Jumping to conclusions

By Anonymous - 08/03/2015 10:33 - United Kingdom - The Hyde

Today, I decided to put on some sexy lingerie and wait for my husband to come home to surprise him. He took one look at me and immediately accused me of cheating. He was convinced my explanation was a lie and that I'd rushed some guy out the back door when he came home. FML

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By Tonya - 28/06/2009 03:01 - United States

Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 20:00 - United States

Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML

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By nickrick12 - 19/07/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 17:10 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML

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deadangel_fml 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 16:59

Give him anal, he'll love that shit. Lol "shit" xD

PhysOptGuy 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 7:08

they make underwear out of Slinkies now!??!?! that could be rather uncomfortable, on second thought.

Comments

Tr0ll_fml 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 16:38

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEET I love coloured people i hope he wins

Brycicles 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 9:51

its funny because his book cover is black and white

Michellesaid 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 0:57

This is terrifying

ILIEKGIRLS 5

Sunday 28 June 2009 9:47

i lol'd 5*

Nacirema20 0

Friday 3 July 2009 14:34

awww.... what a mean asshole... :-/ FYL. :-/

StallionDuck 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 14:52

What a douchebag, he forgot an anniversary that important?! Dumbass! And his comment sucks as well. Gosh guys are so ignorant sometimes!!!

AMusiciansHeart 2

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:12

My boyfriend's the same way, haha.

cod4_freak 0

Monday 17 August 2009 21:56

either way they arent even that connected, because she did it for him no matter the day of the year and now he doesnt care about her or what shes does and thinks shes going out. to cheat.

blooperlala 1

Friday 19 October 2012 10:33

Talk about distrust

pulpfiction_fml 3

Friday 21 August 2009 6:46

So what? Maybe he just forgot what day it was. I don't know the date every day.

xxxviii 5

Wednesday 2 December 2009 1:38

If you dress like a **** when you go out, then I guess the natural reaction from your man would be to think you are going out. Dress like that for him only and maybe next time u wont be dissapointed