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Same thing different taste
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WTF?
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Need more info!!
If it is an engagement to another girl: set all his shit on fire and tell them it's an early wedding present. You'll be doing them a favor ;) Moving costs a fortune.
So she can go to prison for arson? Possibly be adjudicated mentally ill? That's crazy talk.
Engaged in what?
You need a new boyfriend and family
duh......that's how surprises are supposed to work.
Um obviously he is not your boyfriend.
He is quite obviously not your boyfriend.
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So two possibilities, 1. He told them about his and your engagement which obviously you know nothing about. 2. That he's now engaged to someone else while apparently he's still your boyfriend. Enlighten us.
Oh boy. Bring it up nonchalantly and watch the colour drain from his face, then drop him like he's on fire and run for the hills. Of course you didn't need someone to tell you that last part though; best of luck.