Miscellaneous: Today, it was my 18th birthday. Nobody said anything. Gillette... - FML

By Lost - 14/01/2010 15:57 - United States

Today, it was my 18th birthday. Nobody said anything. Gillette sent me a free razor though. FML

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By BirthdayTeeth - 16/06/2009 11:14 - United Arab Emirates

Today, it was my 18th birthday. I got one thing: a fancy electric toothbrush from my little sister. I would say I'm happy to have something rather than nothing, except, for as long as the toothbrush works, there will be a Hannah Montana concert going on in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 04:00 - United States - Brookline

Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML

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By same - 21/11/2015 06:39 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML

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By random123 - 29/11/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2022 20:00 - United States - North Miami Beach

Today, it was my birthday. My family usually gives me a financial gift, but didn't this time and said nothing about it. I cooked my own birthday dinner without help, then washed everyone's dishes. I got my own cake and ate it alone because they were too busy getting drunk. Nobody bothered to sing Happy Birthday either. FML

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By bdaygirl - 03/12/2009 07:33 - United States

Today, I turned eighteen. Thinking I was going to get a big present from my parents on this special day, I eagerly unwrapped my present. They got me a bag of M and M's. Last year I got flannel bed sheets. FML

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By dentistftw - 08/08/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, it's my 22nd birthday. The only person who remembered was the dentist who sent me a postcard in the mail. I stopped going to him four years ago. FML

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By amber - 19/04/2012 18:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2014 07:24 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person who remembered was my dad who got me a phone charger for my car, which I didn't even need because he got me the same exact thing last year. FML

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Sweet Sixteen

By Anonymous - 17/09/2021 13:59 - Netherlands

Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML

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aero_fml 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:17

It's actually a decent razor...

pariah13 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:19

I got one for my 18th birthday also. how weird.

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edwardw818 10

Friday 22 January 2010 8:42

Happy belated birthday! LOL I got a razor for my 18th birthday too... (Mach 3... I'm 24 now)... But the biggest irony is that I already bought a Mach 3 about a month prior. Then 10 days later (yes I'm 12/15), I got a Remington electric shaver for Christmas.

manstie 1

Sunday 24 January 2010 8:30

DIDDUMS!

Max465 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 6:18

Ha Ha, I just turned 18 a month ago, and they did the same for me as well. XD Do they have a list of everyone? CONSPIRACY WITH RAZORS!!!

eener_21 0

Wednesday 9 June 2010 13:08

Haha brilliant!

becca77713 0

Friday 23 July 2010 5:31

I'm sorry : ( happy birthday, though!!!

Norther 1

Thursday 7 April 2011 7:23

They sent you a free razor?!

Saraahx97 0

Monday 20 June 2011 18:52

Aweeh, I'm sorry :( HAPPY BIRTHDAY :D

wolfsheart 14

Wednesday 20 July 2011 5:21

Gillette is so nice :]

NakedTarot 4

Friday 25 November 2011 9:27

Well, happy belated birthday.

sarahpenguiin 0

Sunday 20 May 2012 17:31

Now you can cut ur self with the razor

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