Love: Today, it was my 2 year anniversary with my boyfriend. As we...

By Marie - 17/10/2012 05:16 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, it was my 2 year anniversary with my boyfriend. As we were about to exchange gifts, he got a call and said he had to go home immediately. What was the emergency? His guild leader couldn't find another healer to finish a raid and promised my boyfriend gear if he would step up. FML

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By Lady Cuntsnatch of Fallopia - 04/01/2015 01:30 - United States - Yuba City

Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML

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You deserved it 5 935

By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 20:00 - United States

Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML

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You deserved it 3 536

By Anonymous - 01/06/2011 00:50 - Brazil

Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML

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You deserved it 8 653

By Anonymous - 22/09/2012 23:49 - United States - Eudora

Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend has a three day break from work. This would be great if he hadn't just told me he's having a Guild Wars 2 marathon. Now all I have to look forward to is slow wifi and anguished screams every time his character dies. FML

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You deserved it 3 141

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By Lonely - 05/09/2021 04:59 - United States

Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML

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By poor baby - 12/06/2015 16:51 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML

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You deserved it 5 146

By WoWWidow - 02/09/2011 08:02 - United States

Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 951

You deserved it 4 442

By festival virgin - 29/05/2013 19:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I gave my boyfriend our festival tickets to keep hold of while I excitedly went home to get ready. He took someone else. FML

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You deserved it 5 725

By iheartexes - 06/11/2010 04:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend bailed on our one year anniversary celebration because his ex girlfriend asked him to go to a wedding with her and pose as her fake boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 4 094

gree_fml 11

Wednesday 17 October 2012 12:05

Sounds appropriate. Have an anniversary raid together!

SenselessPattern 12

Wednesday 17 October 2012 12:18

They level up their....enchanting? Buh dum tss....

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swedeNix 13

Wednesday 17 October 2012 17:17

Wow for wow

mizteri 1

Wednesday 17 October 2012 17:25

You knew he was a gamer before. You should have been prepared.

MikkiMotionless 8

Wednesday 17 October 2012 17:27

World of Warcraft? Ugh...

Hornedone 7

Wednesday 17 October 2012 17:49

If you played the game with him you would understand

SrakaSrakasta 20

Wednesday 17 October 2012 17:52

Do you know how hard it is to find a good healer?! Probably harder than finding a new bitchy girlfriend

misterjez 15

Wednesday 17 October 2012 18:28

Lol true. Pretty good healer myself always asked to go on shit.

Meesersuperman1 4

Wednesday 17 October 2012 18:08

He made the right choice.

dangousity 21

Wednesday 17 October 2012 18:31

Real loser there sweetheart

bendereine 11

Wednesday 17 October 2012 18:35

Dump him, dump him NOW.

GwennaRose 22

Wednesday 17 October 2012 18:42

Anything for better gear, and good healers are hard to find.

maarkblack 9

Wednesday 17 October 2012 18:56

He must be a damn good healer.

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