Miscellaneous: Today, it was my last day at school before I graduate next week....

By Anonymous - 01/06/2012 18:17 - United States - South Amboy

Today, it was my last day at school before I graduate next week. Ten minutes into lunch break, I was brutally nailed in the neck by a football. Now, not only do I look like I was given a hickey by the Jolly Green Giant himself, I have to wear a neck brace at my graduation ceremony. FML

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By nonymous human subject - 14/11/2015 20:02 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML

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By ___Ruby_____ - 08/10/2018 12:00

Today, as I rushed to get my pants on, I slipped and bashed my forehead against the solid oak back board of my bed. School starts in 30 minutes and I look like I lost a boxing match horribly. FML

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By congrats grad - 08/06/2013 05:12 - United States - Panorama City

Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going fine until everyone saw my family fighting over where we would go afterwards. Security had to pull them apart. FML

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By Drew - 26/04/2016 02:21 - United States - Newark

Today, at school, I wore a back brace because I have fractured vertebrae. During first period, a girl tapped me on the back to ask me a question. It made a "knocking on wood" sound. She looked at me like I was a freak. FML

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By WhyM3Th0ugh - 10/09/2015 23:21 - United States - Sunnyside

Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML

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By Shameful - 18/01/2012 19:57 - United States

Today, my school's 6'2, 270-pound, 375-pound bench-pressing football superstar knocked me unconscious in one hit. With a dodgeball. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2022 04:00

Today, I woke up in the hospital with a mild concussion, a sprained neck, and a broken shoulder. How did this happen? Earlier, I ran into the guy I used to bully all throughout school. Once his wife realized who I was, she piledrived me. FML

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By Highschoolsucks - 18/03/2020 23:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was hit in the head with a football during class. Spanish class. FML

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By A high school senior who is ready to be DONE - 30/04/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, it was time to take graduation cap and gown pics. My cap didn't fit on my head. I'd specifically requested that they make it much larger, but they didn't. When someone tried to force it onto my head, it tore apart. So now I have no graduation cap. I'm so fucking done. Only 2 weeks left. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML

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Ch0sen 13

Saturday 2 June 2012 2:16

Wear that hickey with pride, not many can claim the accomplishment of successfully wooing that elusive fellow.

tennisrapper1 14

Saturday 2 June 2012 2:16

Hey, at least you're unique! No one else has a neck brace as awesome as you do!

Comments

afropuffjake 9

Saturday 2 June 2012 9:09

Stupid-ass jocks, football season is over... If you got nailed I imagine they weren't that good?

megansays 2

Monday 4 June 2012 13:13

Or they were just good enough. Target practice!

Isoldael 27

Saturday 2 June 2012 11:06

Wouldn't the brace cover the "hickey" then?

DivineSunshine 1

Saturday 2 June 2012 13:00

If there isn't anything seriously wrong with your neck I would take it off for the ceremony and pictures. You can always photoshop the bruise on your.neck.

Moobug 4

Saturday 2 June 2012 16:48

This is an option - the photographers will photoshop for a fee. My school paid to photoshop an entire student in.

disney_blonde 16

Saturday 2 June 2012 17:15

Well look on the bright side, no one will see the 'hickey' looking mark under the brace!

hateevryone 14

Saturday 2 June 2012 18:10

At least you still graduating.

cuddlebunny3548 11

Saturday 2 June 2012 21:07

You'll laugh at it later?

Fangsnuzzles 8

Saturday 2 June 2012 22:27

It's great that you weren't hurt more than that. There was a freak accident in my state a couple years ago where a kid got hit in the neck with a football and he died right on the spot. FYL OP, neck braces are no fun.