Health: Today, at school, I wore a back brace because I have fractured...

By Drew - 26/04/2016 02:21 - United States - Newark

Today, at school, I wore a back brace because I have fractured vertebrae. During first period, a girl tapped me on the back to ask me a question. It made a "knocking on wood" sound. She looked at me like I was a freak. FML

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By beer guy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML

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By RAHrahRAH - 15/01/2010 02:07 - Canada

Today, I went to my doctor to get my x-ray results. Turns out, I have a fractured spine and a chip of my spine has moved. Now I'm in a neck brace because my dad didn't think it was serious, and told me to "suck it up princess." FML

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By da man - 11/02/2009 11:38 - Canada

Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on my shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on my shoulder, and I drove my elbow into what I thought was my friend's stomach. It was my Principal. FML

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By raiden - 17/08/2018 20:30

Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML

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By ohmygod582 - 14/04/2014 01:32 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I was walking around school alone and felt someone tap my back. I laughed and turned around to find no one was there. I felt confused when I felt the tapping again, which is when I chose to yell at the nearest person, "What?!" I later found out it was a bottle in my backpack tapping me. FML

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By Noname - 20/02/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML

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By Offended - 19/02/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, in school my shoulder was killing me from a softball injury. I went to the nurse's office and asked "Can I have some ice?" They responded with "Why, what happened to your face?" FML

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By Dexter - 21/05/2023 18:00

Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML

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By shitttyyyday - 14/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

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Awkward silence

By kayin - 10/12/2010 01:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a tour for parents who wanted to send their kids to our school. One of the parents had a kid on crutches with what appeared to be a broken leg, so I asked him how he broke it. He replied, "I was born like this." FML

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Liamj774 36

Tuesday 26 April 2016 18:25

You should've asked her "Wood you knot?" That'll get her to shut up

Tripartita 44

Tuesday 26 April 2016 18:54

Might as well make the most of it and loudly state in a monotone voice, "USER #192088X HAS LAUNCHED REQUEST FOR A QUERY."

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Liamj774 36

Tuesday 26 April 2016 18:25

You should've asked her "Wood you knot?" That'll get her to shut up

UserError94 18

Tuesday 26 April 2016 19:51

I don't think that would solve the root of the problem. OP should branch out and find new ways to make her leaf.

Atomic_Mushroom 14

Wednesday 27 April 2016 15:23

Somebody thumbs'd you down but that made me chuckle so, good for you!

dolphinlvr7 24

Tuesday 26 April 2016 18:32

Why not just explain?

Lalala579121 27

Tuesday 26 April 2016 18:55

Because I don't think OP can time travel to explain to her before she tapped him on the back

yerawizardlizzy 27

Tuesday 26 April 2016 22:29

Can they really not explain after the fact??

Phantomsnake 10

Wednesday 27 April 2016 0:31

Explain how some people are made of wood.

philipino 24

Wednesday 27 April 2016 4:39

"my nose also grows when I lie"

Lalala579121 27

Wednesday 27 April 2016 12:20

Explaining after the fact wouldn't have prevented the person from giving them a look.

Tripartita 44

Tuesday 26 April 2016 18:54

Might as well make the most of it and loudly state in a monotone voice, "USER #192088X HAS LAUNCHED REQUEST FOR A QUERY."

BlackHawkSavior 28

Tuesday 26 April 2016 19:12

Groot?

The_Potato_Lord 15

Tuesday 26 April 2016 19:34

Knock her on the head and look at her like a freak.

Someone1111 22

Tuesday 26 April 2016 20:45

I love this comment so much

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Tuesday 26 April 2016 19:37

Tell people your related to Tony Stark

LostInTheZone11 29

Tuesday 26 April 2016 20:24

What an ignorant fool she is. I use to wear one for back problems as a kid. Had a hard plastic shell with foam inside. A kid punched me the stomach when we got off the bus stop the one day. He went up our street crying

Ipeh 20

Tuesday 26 April 2016 20:42

How could she have known?

mmoss55 2

Tuesday 26 April 2016 20:47

Just show the girl the back brace

sturschaedel 27

Tuesday 26 April 2016 20:52

Take her aside and tell her you are a superhero wearing you exoskeleton suit underneath your clothes, and that she can't tell anyone because it might get her in danger if your arch enemy finds out she knows you.