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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, it was my two-and-a-half year anniversary with my girlfriend, a small but noble occasion. She surprised me with an invention of hers, a plate of triple-chocolate double-mint cookies topped with Andes mints. I surprised her by crashing her new Mustang into a cement divider. FML
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realworldready 0

You SOB!!! A) For crashing her car B) And this is more important, for describing those ******* cookies on FML! Asshole!!! Do I have triple-chocolate-double-mint cookies topped with Andes' mints right now? NO!!!! And now I definitely want some! YOU SUCK!!! YDI!!!

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whomajigi 0

Who celebrates 2 1/2 years? When you're a new couple, you can do it every week or month. After a year, stick to annually. This works well for you as you can easily claim you didn't ruin the anniversary, since there was none.

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jetstream417 0

Cement Dividers are kind of hard to miss. I hope to dear god that you passed your driving tests legitimately, or that you were 100% sober. For the sake of giving you the benefit of the doubt, FYL. Maybe you were swerving to avoid an oncoming car. I don't know.

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helios_rex 0

Who the hell celebrates "two-and-a-half" years? FYL indeed!

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aback 4

"Darling, you shouldn't have!" Oh well. Better a car accident than a baby accident.

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Lythiaren 8

Ouch. Pay for the repairs and buy her a bouquet as an apology? :s Also: pease share recipe. I want some of those cookies, they sound awesome.

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whyXD 13

SURPRISE!!!!!! so was she surprised^^ oh and agree with #9.

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FMLfangirl89 0

Wow, next time go to WalMart, I'm sure you can find a better gift.

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The_Master 0

celebrating you 2-and-a-half-year anniversary is just as retarted as celebrating a one week or month or, 11 month. just do the annual thing, and you won't crash her car anymore...fake anniversary fail...nice

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