By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, it was my two-and-a-half year anniversary with my girlfriend, a small but noble occasion. She surprised me with an invention of hers, a plate of triple-chocolate double-mint cookies topped with Andes mints. I surprised her by crashing her new Mustang into a cement divider. FML
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realworldready 0

You SOB!!! A) For crashing her car B) And this is more important, for describing those ******* cookies on FML! Asshole!!! Do I have triple-chocolate-double-mint cookies topped with Andes' mints right now? NO!!!! And now I definitely want some! YOU SUCK!!! YDI!!!

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paks7 0

who the hell cares if theyre celebrating a 2 and a half year anniversary?? at least they like to be together instead of getting divorced or stupid shit like that

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myfairyoshi_fml 0

Do i want to know how you did that, or is it way too stupid?

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masterjedai_828 0

You ******* dumbass. I would destroy your soul

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RJB 0

No offense 28...but do you have down syndrome? J/w btw the mustang was a car made by Ford Motor Co poor stang....

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bhatia26 0

Today, I spent hours slaving over the pans in the kitchen hoping to surprise my partner with my special cake recipe. He in turn, reciprocated by crashing my brand new $80,000 Mustang into a cement divider. FML

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summersong89 0

wow, FherL man. way to go >.> poor Mustang.. btw can you get me the recipe for those cookies? they sound delicious.

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