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3 days of vacation last for a year? What ******* planet do you live on? Mustafar?
Then don't have kids if you don't want to have to deal with things like this.
Shouldn't that apostrophe not be there after days?
Damn, I was about to type that. Glad someone else noticed.
YDI for not getting her vaccinated.
Most vaccines don't work, though. Arguement invalid.
That's stupid. Of corse vaccines work. They might not sometimes, but people wouldn't pay money to produce them if they didn't work the majority of the time (by majority I mean well over 51%, more like 80 or 90%). I know this because it's the job of organizations like the CDC to find the best and most cost effective way to prevent outbreaks and they would not put money into vaccines if they didn't work.
Unless you mean that you can't know if OP got her vaccinated or not because of the possibility that it didn't work. In that case, never mind. It's still unlikely, though.
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Better getting that around that age, than an older age. Just bad timing. FYL.
Yes because when I was a sick kid I cried for my babysitter not my mommy.