Miscellaneous: Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike...

By Anonymous - 24/11/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML

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By sleepwalker - 14/09/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML

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By fartwoman - 23/06/2010 01:41 - United States

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

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By "AdorableDoxie" - 17/12/2018 22:00

Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML

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By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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By Skyler - 24/04/2013 19:14 - United States

Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML

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By embarassed - 21/04/2011 03:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

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By MrsFart - 18/08/2018 01:30

Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:22 - United States - Union

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

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By dealtit - 30/07/2014 03:49 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML

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Mortanious 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 13:47

YDI, you woke up to yourself farting?! LMFAO

_Noon_ 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 12:05

That's what you get for sleeping during class! /nerd

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phatdaddy 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 14:08

That was a response to #6. I have no idea what's going on with the comments feed today. Everytime I refresh there's a random number of comments, and it's not increasing every time.

cthulhu1138 1

Tuesday 24 November 2009 14:15

Somebody step on a duck?

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Tuesday 24 November 2009 14:19

I believe someone let a bull frog loose in the classroom.

xf0rg0tt3nx 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 8:34

I've always heard "sitting on a frog" It sounds better that way... unless it's high pitched. Then I guess it would be a duck.

Shafreeka 8

Monday 27 February 2012 10:20

My daughter calls it sitting on a duck. Haha. I love my four year old. She makes me laugh so hard.

driedpeaches 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 14:54

no, she woke with a SHART!

cmac86 23

Tuesday 24 November 2009 16:14

ydi. not for falling asleep, but for but for ripping it. you can feel an usually help it even in a dream. you a girl? that would have been Interesting, as theory stated girls don't poop.

FMLjudge007 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 17:38

why would you run out of there you still have to go back, but it must have made it 1,000,000X funnier seeing you run out.

I_Call_Fake 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 17:49

Well I would laugh at you too!

Forn2 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 19:04

I dont see wh it's a big deal, i fart in public all the time, when you got gas, you got gas. Ydi for thinking its embarrising

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 21:01

Get proper sleep, eat properly, etc; stop falling asleep in math class you lazy fool. Why the **** would you leave over it though? So what? Learn to laugh at yourself, and no I don't mean posting /anonymous/ FMLs.