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By Anonymous - 24/11/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML

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By sleepwalker - 14/09/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML

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By fartwoman - 23/06/2010 01:41 - United States

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

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By "AdorableDoxie" - 17/12/2018 22:00

Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML

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Dozing off

By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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By Skyler - 24/04/2013 19:14 - United States

Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML

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By embarassed - 21/04/2011 03:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

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RIP

By MrsFart - 18/08/2018 01:30

Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:22 - United States - Union

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

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By dealtit - 30/07/2014 03:49 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML

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Mortanious 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 13:47

YDI, you woke up to yourself farting?! LMFAO

_Noon_ 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 12:05

That's what you get for sleeping during class! /nerd

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joemk2012 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 3:00

laugh it off, I did that in front of my entire gym class once, and I wasn't the least bit embarrassed

Ky_123 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 5:05

this made me laugh....... no it didn't

sesquipedalian44 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 10:06

i LOL'd

betamaxjim92 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 13:07

Could have been worse. Could of dreamt of going to the toilet then waking up to find you'd peed your pants lmao

fotc77 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 13:27

why would you run away? that just makes it worse (p.s. op judging by how you wrote this fml I imagined you running away like docters evils son

phatdaddy 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 15:48

"I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart" And all this time, I thought Dr Seuss was dead...

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Thursday 26 November 2009 8:32

You, my friend, have the comment of the day. WIN!

D94C 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 1:33

OMFG.... LMAO!! YOU GOOD SIR, HAVE MADE MY DAY, AND WEEK, HAHA!!!!!

COBRAMORPH 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 22:42

I guess it is easy to sleep in a class when your final is an oral exam in B-J 101.

amloon 3

Wednesday 9 December 2009 8:55

sometimes you just gotta embrace it....LMAO

dala_fml 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 5:28

someone step on a duck?

lifeendsin2012 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 6:26

lol who was tha math teacher, if it was my math teacher,Mr.Brown, you would have been slammed but first he would have waken you up rofl

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Dozing off

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