Health: Today, marks the seventh day of having my nose pierced. I'd done...

By meggiemouse - 09/07/2011 18:00 - United States

Today, marks the seventh day of having my nose pierced. I'd done everything I was supposed to do, even sleeping with a band-aid over it. This morning, I woke up to my piercing being ripped out by my pillow, and the band-aid nowhere in sight. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 07:00 - Colombia - Bogot?

Today, it's the seventh day after my nose job. I was taking something out of a box and pulled too hard. I punched myself in the nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2014 06:08 - United States

Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML

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By Ciara - 11/06/2012 20:44 - Ireland - Cork

Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML

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By ouchouchouch - 28/03/2012 04:16 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML

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By NoseInPain - 20/08/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML

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By Ana - 14/08/2018 01:30

Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML

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By jellybean - 06/11/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML

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Body modification

By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 14:00

Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML

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Hole for life

By AAA - 11/02/2021 11:01

Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML

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By High school senior - 31/08/2017 23:15

Today, I spent the first day of my senior year in the ER because my new ear piercing got so infected that the doctors had to cut the earring out. FML

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Sunday 10 July 2011 0:07

Your pillow has a vendetta out for you. Sleep with one eye, or nostril, open.

simply_improper 1

Sunday 10 July 2011 0:06

sounds like youre a violent sleeper

Comments

brianjman14 22

Sunday 10 July 2011 2:13

Even if guys don't like nose piercings, show some sympathy. Their piercing got RIPPED out, that's right, RIPPED. That must have been ******* painful. FYL, OP.

blackwynter 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 2:13

That is why you should of gotten a loop put in and not the corkscrew. I got mine pierced when I was 15 and never had it ripped out.

1prettymilf_fml_fml 5

Sunday 10 July 2011 2:36

U dont have to wear a band aid over it when your sleeping. I have had mine done for five years and never had a problem.

creedfish 21

Sunday 10 July 2011 2:38

lifes greatest scerets

redmnky21 8

Sunday 10 July 2011 2:42

dont use a stud use a hook, peferably the spiral not the L, and dont use a bandaid... thats just stoopid

skanky 4

Sunday 10 July 2011 3:40

they're actually called nose screws. I use a flatback though, the kind used for labrets or "beauty mark" piercings. it's a little more difficult to put in and a gauge or two larger than what is typically used for the nose but it has never fallen out

idongeyo 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 2:44

well u chose to get the piercing

redmnky21 8

Sunday 10 July 2011 2:46

and thats why u always keep extras around... no matter how careful u are nose rings will always fall out eventually

josh9256 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 2:48

mabye you ate it.

iwadasn 32

Sunday 10 July 2011 2:49

YDI for getting a nose piercing. They look disgusting and they'll make many employers think twice about hiring you.

kiara20 8

Sunday 10 July 2011 3:32

you realize that when you go for a job interview or even just looking for jobs you would have to be pretty stupid to keep your piercings in. I always take mine out then put them in when I know the work place doesn't mind. nose piercings aren't a permanent thing. and most employers these days don't care all that much. unless you work in food but that's just common sense to not have piercings in.