Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were...

By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 15:50 - United States

Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 20:34 - Netherlands - Kerkrade

Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By maddie - 27/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

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By a2 - 06/02/2014 06:57 - Australia - Bayswater

Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML

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Classy

By Anonymous - 12/01/2013 20:12 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying, "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML

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Let it all out

By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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sacrosanct2 23

Sunday 28 May 2017 20:01

wat

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 28 May 2017 20:11

Boner killer

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sacrosanct2 23

Sunday 28 May 2017 20:01

wat

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 28 May 2017 20:11

Boner killer

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 28 May 2017 20:11

Boner killer

Regulate 21

Sunday 28 May 2017 20:37

Ok.

Pixiewolfe 46

Sunday 28 May 2017 20:48

.......

Rainbow_Rhinos 23

Monday 29 May 2017 2:00

And I'm guessing he wasn't into that...sorry man

TheNewGuy03 28

Monday 29 May 2017 7:34

you described yourself

latenerd 11

Monday 29 May 2017 15:26

Do you call your friends that sometimes? Maybe you just said it out of habit.

Selina1407 11

Monday 29 May 2017 17:27

thats hilarious ? honestly I could see myself doing that, slip of the tounge. Its something that you probably hear a lot in movies or tv shows you know? So thats how you said it in the moment maybe? Mood ruiner but you can always laugh about it later. I'm laughing rn