By thedancingtit - 07/06/2016 05:11 - United States - Eagle River

Today, I let my brother babysit my 6-year-old daughter. She learned 2 new words from him. One of them was "Hail" and the other one was "Satan". FML
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v4valour 15

All you have to do is replace "Satan" with "Hydra" and Boom! A new Captain America is born

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Welshite 39

Aww she makes such a cute little demon. Keep an eye out for goat heads and pentagrams.

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TMO2142 25

Well then. I wouldnt let your brother baby sit anymore

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shinxanta 21

Sounds like you need a visit from our great lord and savior.

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v4valour 15

All you have to do is replace "Satan" with "Hydra" and Boom! A new Captain America is born

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Tripartita 44

The geek in me wants to correct you and say that if anything, a new Red Skull would be born, but the rest of me has beaten him up, and he's down on the ground, feeling around for his broken glasses.

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Soninuva 41

The geek in me joins in your inner geek's beat down. Read the Captain America reboot. Captain America: Steve Rogers No. 1 ends with Captain America saying "Hail Hydra." (And before anybody says it's not really him, Nick Spencer, the current Cap writer has stated that it isn't a clone or affected version. This is who Captain America is (as of now).)

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MamaChey 24

Looks like the geek won, huh?

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MamaChey 24

I take that back, Tripartita. You are no longer the biggest geek on this post...

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brose180158 9

Sounds like your brother is a little too immature to babysit your daughter.

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thatguy206 27

...or he worships satan and is trying to convert her daughter, hopefully just immature.

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RinoaHeartilly 36

So what if he is a satanist and trying to convert her? Christians do it to everyone else.

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PePziNL 20

And besides, if God kills thousands of children with cancer he "works in mysterious ways", but if Satan does it he's "the devil". #doublestandards

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deminchic 22

If you actually read the doctrine of the church of Satan, they're actually pretty amazing. They preach doing whatever the **** you want as long as you aren't screwing with other people's lives. They advocate kindness and don't judge the **** out of everyone like Christians do.

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Welshite 39

Aww she makes such a cute little demon. Keep an eye out for goat heads and pentagrams.

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Tripartita 44

Am I correct in presuming you have a similar origin story involving the words "dancing" and "tit" OP?

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MamaChey 24

Nope. That's actually OP's real name...

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wordygirl 11

#11 it would be the same!, now wouldn't it? Op you need to open up a can of whoop *** on that brother of yours!

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jow96 17

My friend once taught their nephew to say heil hitler, I'm not sure which is worse

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Seuqrow 3

In some countries saying this in public could lead to problems. When you say the satan version people will usually think /understand you are joking

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l3b4s1 8

Thats pretty funny lol

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