Let it all out

By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
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AyeOhChelsea 0

That sucks. A lot. But it's really funny. Haahaha. Sorry.

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AyeOhChelsea 0

That sucks. A lot. But it's really funny. Haahaha. Sorry.

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nam3 0

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dvd175 5

how do u know this wasnt happening in the kitchen? jk... im not sexist

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iKaite 0

Sexist Pig, go and get back in the garage and fix my car.

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yasmin2893 0

you know, that's were the knives! =3

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Kaspoogle 0

Please say you were joking too. You DO know that two wrongs don't make a right (3 left do though). I thought that you were supposed to learn that when you were 5 years old. And telling a man to go to the garage is not really an insult. ^^"

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NuttySally 0

ur z dick for saying tht

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joshhk2012 0

dude I would totally break up with you right there. I'd tell you to pack your shit and get the **** out

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turkishjew 0

102 you need to learn to take a joke and you just think it's that sexist because you can't make good sandwhitches

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22cute 17

#102 you win! That's a funny comeback!

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8trickster8 0

Who doesn't like being peed on? Not me. Bring on that warm erotic liquid

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doomedman 0

barf. that is disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!! keep ur piss in ur bladder or the toilet

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yoyoforpeace 14

No sweat I was so drunk I peed on my boyfriend during sex in his car one time.

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jenwahh 1

i wrestle with my boyfriend?

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skyttlz 32

I wrestle with mine

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MegamiKaosu 28

and I wrestle with mine. it's great fun when ur a foot shorter :3

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Sassybq1 13

lol hellooooo? shes from texas! of course we do! lol

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Stahn 0

wowwwww. that's hilarious, but FHL.

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hellogoodbye1996 6

what the **** you have a loose ****** what are you potty training? learn to hold it, seriously!!

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skyttlz 32

208 that didn't make sense

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doggywoop 0

Wow that sucks!!! Is he still with you or did he dump you for peeing on him???

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iGreen_Day 0

No offence OP, but I would have dumped him. This is hilariously disgusting. Or disgustingly hilarious.

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ILIEKGIRLS 5

what? that's like saying "I'M DUMPING YOU BECAUSE I FARTED AND PISSED ON YOU." how the **** was he to know she was going to do those things?

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Firesprite2009 0

Exactly, ILIEKGIRLS ! :D Squeezing her stomach just started the ball rolling, it wasn't her fault. She could have a weak bladder or anything.

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whataloadofbull 0

I don't know about you guys, but I think dumping ON her would be better than dumping HER.

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DrNuggetcase 3

Hahaha this cracked me up. Dont worry if he has a sense of humor about the worst thibg thats gonna happen is him making fun of you for it later!

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transcedental 18

yeah right, like she did it on purpose ~_~ if she could've hold it - she would

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LissaMccracken 23

Clearly it was an accident... Why do people like you even get on this website??

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gwisland 0

I'd say he deserved it...but that's not one of the options.

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IOwnedYou 0

How did he deserve that in any way? What did he do wrong in this picture?

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gwisland 0

I think I actually meant to say that it sucks to be him more than it sucks to be her, not that he deserved it. I was really drunk when I wrote that.

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knifesedge 0

no he didnt, he squeezed her stomach. then she laughed cos she farted.

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Firesprite2009 0

He did deserve it, if he hadn't squeezed her stomach, she wouldn't have farted, laughed, then peed on him.

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nevershoutmaith 0

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