Intimacy: Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While...

By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 20:35 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 19:44 - United Kingdom - Addlestone

Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML

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Good vibrations

By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML

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Feelings

By Anonymous - 29/07/2013 00:46 - United States - Beaumont

Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I asked her what was so amusing and she giggled, "I can't feel anything in there." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML

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By sixsix - 24/12/2008 11:19 - France

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 08:45 - Canada - Richmond

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML

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By arctic1 - 27/05/2009 09:45 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it. FML

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By katie - 25/05/2011 08:23

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

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What is it?

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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By undoable - 08/09/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML

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killurbeer 0

Monday 30 November 2009 23:13

now that's what you call a crotch rocket

artisticfeelings 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 1:40

well the motocycle vibrates like crazy. guys can't do that.

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FoundManyLemons 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 9:19

Fingers and tongue. WCS **** her on the bike. Problem solved.

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 9:52

Vibrating **** ring. Problem solved. Or talk to her and find out what she likes, but that doesn't involve fun toys.

Leonardo909 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 11:35

ouch

nick1585 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 17:36

what kind of loser doesn't know how to give a girl an orgasim

xxjordan715xx 17

Monday 23 January 2012 5:07

Probably you.

mawoo_fml 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 18:34

man. what kind of bike was it. they could market that , "Take a trip around the block, then finish her off!"

XxSKELETOxX 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 21:47

You know, its possible that OP just has bad luck, hence the multiple FMLs. And for those saying that in her other one she went out with a guy, what if OP is bisexual? Eh?

katiewubsmusic 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 1:01

Stop having sex with her, and she'll get so horny eventually she'll ****** on your face. Maybe literally, even.

mylifecanbeshit 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 1:34

nice ride!

AKBIGCAL 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 3:36

idk why but this reminds me of this one movie, ( can't remember da name), but she has vibrator panties on in a restuarant and has an ****** during a buisness meeting, you might wanna check her panties! haha