By Angry Mob - 01/02/2013 06:09 - Australia - Sydney

Today, most of my neighbours came to my house in an angry mob to complain about my dog barking. I don't have a dog. FML
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klol_fml 11

The neighbours must be barking mad if they think you have a dog.

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kAPISH 29

Bark at them like it were you all the time.

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U_GotitDude 18

What if you sound like a dog when you snore 0.o FYL OP

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chocolateisyum 12

Is your house haunted. Either that or one of your neighbours has a secret puppy breeding laboratory in their basement...

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Enslaved 36

They're barking up the wrong tree. Unless those were your sex noises? ;)

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RedPillSucks 31

Then he should feel proud that he was gettin' it on frequently enough to annoy the neighbors.

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perdix 29

#35, could have just been masturbation :(

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Pharmgrl03 9

Only one thing to do here.. Lay in the fetal position in your living room floor until they go away.

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ulissey_fml 22

At least, they are not telling you off for keeping a pet owl !!

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Kalipczo 21

I know a guy who barks in his sleep...

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rhysfucker 24

Does your significant other have a collar and a leash in the top dresser drawer? Do the noises only happen when you're not home? Just sayin'...

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jellyghost 12

Perhaps you misheard dog instead of "you" and bark instead of "bitch".

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