Kids: Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season... - FML

By Anonymous - 04/08/2012 23:04 - United States

Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML

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By anna - 31/10/2013 18:27 - United States - Hattiesburg

Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2012 18:55 - United States - Perris

Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML

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By team hit bella with a car - 20/10/2014 02:20 - United States - Odenton

Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML

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Ah, those were the times…

By Anonymous - 27/12/2013 20:50 - United States - Ely

Today, my 19-year-old brother subjected me to yet another rant about how the writers of My Little Pony aren't writing the show for people like him any more, the "true fans", otherwise known as pimply-faced adults who don't use deodorant and only shower once a week. FML

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By nh-Amazon - 27/04/2014 23:01 - United States - Plano

Today, I asked my son to go to the grocery store across the street and pick up some lettuce. He sighed and said, "Why don't you just order it on Amazon?" FML

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By We're men! We don't grow up, we just grow old. - 24/09/2023 02:00 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, a noisy little kid in the bus seated behind me asked his mom loudly, "Why is that big man watching cartoons for girls?" Me and the guy next to me, who too was watching on his phone, paused for a bit. He smirked, shaking his head, laughing under his breath. He was watching anime; I was watching My Little Pony. FML

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Mothers know best

By Mothertucker - 08/03/2017 00:00

Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML

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Bewitched

By Frozen Delight - 24/02/2019 22:00 - United States - New York

Today, my husband and our 4-year-old daughter were watching My Little Pony. When her favorite character angrily screamed, "You're going to love me!", she looked at him with a perplexed look. My husband then responded, "And THAT'S how I met your mommy!" FML

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By DaveAlmighty - 24/04/2012 23:59 - United States

Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2012 20:08 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML

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JocelynKaulitz 28

Sunday 5 August 2012 10:02

I remember the old days where My Little Pony used to be just toys for little girls…

fuzz97 23

Sunday 5 August 2012 10:46

"not many people" except for every single brony. and there are a lot of them.

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Inediblepeaches 15

Sunday 5 August 2012 20:56

Your 15 year old son is awesome

Inediblepeaches 15

Sunday 5 August 2012 21:02

Aaaaaand in rushes the brony hate =_= We aren't all cloppers, we don't all just want to be different, and we aren't all gay =_= How ******* hard is it to understand that some people like to watch shows with adorable little ponies with good storylines and morals. Would you rather have your child out ruining their body, or have them watch a show about cute, little talking ponies? =_=

haleyhaught 6

Sunday 5 August 2012 21:20

BRONY!

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Sunday 5 August 2012 21:25

Well at least he's not afraid to say what he wants.

jjmeow 10

Sunday 5 August 2012 21:46

I read this while listening to Rainbow Factory and sketching a pic of Twilight. Oh, and I had my FB Herd group open in another tab. Too much brony?

spotthefuckup 2

Sunday 5 August 2012 21:51

Better than weed.

joeyland 3

Sunday 5 August 2012 21:58

This was a very interesting feed indeed

little_monster21 0

Sunday 5 August 2012 22:04

well...would you rather him be watching **** like the other guys that age?

desertpunk75 11

Sunday 5 August 2012 22:04

I offer my condolences.

PunkySpunky78 15

Sunday 5 August 2012 22:14

I'm guessing the op means the my little pony: friendship is magic and not my little pony from the 1980's

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Today, two days into our honeymoon, my mother-in-law turned up at our Spa hotel and pretended it was a huge coincidence. We are an 8-hour flight away, yet she tried to claim she had a Spa coupon about to expire, from another country. Nice try Linda you nosy, interfering bitch. FML

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Today, my swim coach had me swim a 400 meter freestyle. Feeling a little sick near the end, I lifted my head to breathe, then burped, and threw up violently all in the pool. All my team mates screamed horrified running out of the pool, and now they have to drain it. I was told not to come back. FML

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Today, I tried to parallel park my car in a tight spot. After several failed attempts, I finally parked, but then realized I had parked on a slight incline. My car started rolling backwards. I had to chase it down the street in my pajamas. FML

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