By sickness and health my sphincter - 22/03/2013 21:53 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML
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Steve95401 49

Did you tie him to the bed the night before?

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megank12 17

I would only be worried about the husband if he wets the bed often. Once in a while really isn't a big deal; sometimes it can happen in dreams. The little girl will probably grow out of it too.

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oj101 33

Don't get too pissed off OP

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hryffff 11

I used to do that when I was little. :) you should try potty training them now.

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buddy51 23

OP- I'll wet you've got to be pissed about the situation urine!

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perdix 29

Gregor Mendel: "I told you so!"

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perdix 29

Mendel is considered the father of modern genetics. He discovered the laws of heredity through a detailed study of pees.

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wjh100 13

explaining the joke that's low brah

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OhDearBetrayal 25

29- Good thing I learned that in the first few days of standard biology.

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youngbuck10 9

That is the sole reason I pee before going to bed.

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perdix 29

#20, really? Not just to whip it out one last time to smack it around a bit?

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youngbuck10 9

I'm female. I don't have anything to whip out....

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cmayer 20

So she doesn't have to sleep in piss?

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Enslaved 36

From now on, no more goofy apple juice right before bedtime. That goes for your 2-year old daughter too! :P

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BrookieAnn 19

Huggies come in value packs at Costco....just sayin

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