Kids: Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing...

By numbnuts - 23/09/2013 05:48 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML

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By KittyKat - 03/11/2013 14:22 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, my husband was getting undressed. I told my 2-year-old daughter not to go in our bedroom because he was undressing in there. I turned my back and she instantly ran off to my bedroom. I heard her shout "I can see daddy's tail!" Now, she points to everyone's crotch and shouts "TAIL!" FML

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By LifeSucks - 29/10/2008 11:57 - Canada

Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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By anonymous - 28/07/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

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Monday 23 September 2013 16:02

At least numbnuts is a pretty tame insult compared to some of the things she could be calling you...

PantyGAMES 10

Monday 23 September 2013 16:04

I'm actually somewhat disappointed that this just ended with numbnuts. Your wife needs to work on her insults.

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EvilLittleMan 23

Monday 23 September 2013 19:39

I am sorry OP but that's funny as shit !!! I guess the only way it could get worse is if your daughter hands you two frozen kiwi fruits after she calls you numb nuts.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 23 September 2013 19:40

Better than some other names...she'll quit eventually...it's just a new word she learned...

sugarmommy 4

Monday 23 September 2013 19:45

the same thing happened to me when my partner and I were arguing and my son walked in on me calling him something unpleasant. my then went around saying "daddy dickface".... after that.

jonnyb_118 6

Monday 23 September 2013 20:20

lol too funny!!

Beepbeep7 14

Monday 23 September 2013 20:41

Wait for it,wait for it..Numbnuts? Wtf I am disappointed in this fml.

heliophobia 13

Monday 23 September 2013 20:46

Your kid could have overheard worse but you need to talk with your wife about how you argue. Kids at one point need to understand all parents have arguements and disagreements; but you and your wife need to set an example for her. Kids are so impressionable, small behaviors they pick up may stick for a long time. I'm not saying your kid will always call people "numbnuts" forever; but, she may think when someone doesn't agree with her, resorting to namecalling is acceptable.

martin8337 35

Monday 23 September 2013 21:23

The apple (or nut) doesn't fall far from the tree.

JFunk4Real 12

Monday 23 September 2013 23:37

You get to hear that now, and again when she is a teenager.

happyfingers 15

Tuesday 24 September 2013 0:12

When we were babysitting my nephew once when he was just learning to talk he got frustrated with his "fit the block in the right shape" thing and starting repeatedly saying "**** it, **** it, **** it, **** it, **** it" as he hit the blocks against it. We were mortified but it was hilarious. You could always try teaching her some other word and "pretend" it's a bad word. That way maybe she'll think its just as funny as the actual bad word?