By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 21:57 - United States - Dewitt

Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
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Ravike 17

Can't blame the kid, he just obeyed his daddy's wish

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Mightyrif 23

Let's hope he doesn't use the same excuse when he's older.

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Godsofdracos 15

He was just fluffing the pillows for his nap later :D

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Jonfun 14

Seriously, they start younger & younger. *smh* hashtag respect!

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gracehi 31

Wow. You actually spelled out the word "hash tag." I sure hope you did so "ironically."

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Maybe he thought people wouldn't realize if he didn't put the # and just spelled it out. Either way it looks idiotic, lol.

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chosha_fml 26

There is really no good way to explain that. Creepy.

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worldclassrager 39

Boy do they learn and grow up fast...a little discipline might do him well

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interesting33 36

Thing is, the boy was doing what his Dad told him to do so he didn't know it was wrong.

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LisaDay 14

punish him for doing what he was told to do by his father?

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RogueWarrior869 23

That is creepy. Hope you explain to the kid that was not okay, and talk to his daddy about it.

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kingdomgirl94 29

Well considering it wasn't some random kid and it was OPs son, I think its not as creepy as it could have been. Definitely worse if OP was unrelated to the kid.

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laylaeve 9

My husband has by example taught my son to smack anyone in the ass. An my son also likes big breasted women. He literally tried grabbing my friends cousins bazoongas while he was making kissing noises for her to give him a kiss. Priceless. Now I know he's a lil macker like momma. I was always smooth with the lady's

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Lil_Red777 21

This is so disturbing.

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