Today, my 5-year-old is having another hysteric fit out of nowhere....

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2020 20:42

Today, my 5-year-old is having another hysteric fit out of nowhere. She was perfectly well-behaved until a few weeks ago. I'm all out of nerves. FML

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power_in_the_now 19

Thursday 12 November 2020 22:22

There might be something else going on with her that your missing... any abuse going on behind your back? Generally when something like this happens there is something going on with the child to have such a large behavior change

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Thursday 12 November 2020 22:22

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